what a tosspot Chris Martin is...

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Chris Martin was involved in a very serious incident on 26th January outside the White Horse pub in Beccles. Him and his older brother and some friends entered the pub drunk and disorderly and were clearly trying to start a fight with anyone they could. One innocent bystander dared to tell them to calm down after one of the group shoved this bystander out of the way whilst shouting "vip coming through" (meaning Chris Martin). The group weren't happy about being told to calm down and started arguing with the guy and acting like a bunch of drunken idiots.

The group hung around outside (Chris Martin, his brother and friends), when the guy came out he was knocked to the ground and kicked repeatedly to his body and mainly to his head until he was unconsious - then he was kicked some more. He was kicked so hard that he suffered fractured ribs, a broken jaw and multiple bruising. The guy had emergency surgery to his face and will have to live with metal plates and screws holding his face together for the rest of his life. Chris Martin and one of his friends admitted that they punched him - hence the caution for common assault. Charges will be brought against somebody in the group later in the week.

The victim is not a local drunk or 'chav' as someone on here suggested, he's just a normal mid 30s guy with a family and a job. He's never discussed what happened with any papers or news rooms. He's kept his mouth firlmly closed to protect his family.

I'm not the person who this happened to, but I did sit at the victims hospital bed waiting for him to come out of surgery wondering if he was going to be permanently brain damaged.

I know it all seems good gossip, but the reality of what happened is far from funny.

Posted By: phrankin on June 5th 2008 at 09:46:02

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what a tosspot Chris Martin is... (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:46:02
- That dunt sound at all probable (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 5, 10:59:33
- I see (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 5, 10:50:58
- The cunt deserves a good beating himself (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jun 5, 10:37:21
- Question is - if true then . . . (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Jun 5, 10:29:03
  - no (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 10:32:25
    - Sounds like Ian Henderson when he was here (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:33:02
  - no (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 10:29:36
- What a horrible story (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 5, 10:27:42
  - if true.... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:31:16
    - Posted on the Pink Un board so it must be true. Shirly? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 10:37:21
- Nobody has mentioned his other run in with the law either (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 5, 09:53:53
- or... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 5, 09:53:29
  - oh yeah as for the fractured jaw part blindasabat (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:57:14
  - But that sounds like it was all sorted on the night? (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:54:35
    - so you think he'd get a caution for kicking someone unconcious? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 5, 09:56:53
      - see my post above (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:57:54
        
        well that's convinced me, hanging's too good for the chavvy cunt (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 5, 10:00:53
- the worrying thing is that it must be true for him to post it, otherwise he'd risk (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 09:50:31
  - good luck phrankin imo (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:53:11
    - just copying across the story from the Pinkun. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:53:53
      - doubt the judge will see that as an excuse (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:55:12
        
        The pinkun have allowed it. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:56:11
        
        they don't mod before posting these days (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Jun 5, 09:59:40
        
        or haven't yet read it... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:58:19
        
        well if they remove it I will request the administrator here removes mine. (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:59:13
        
        good luck (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 10:00:01
        
        thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:00:36
        
        prisons are like holiday camps these days anyway (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 10:01:14
        
        I wonder if you get broadband in the cells? (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:03:17
        
        good to see you're preparing yourself (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 10:04:22
        
        Duke of Brunswick's Law 1871: every repetition of a libel is a fresh libel. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 5, 09:55:57
        
        excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:58:03
        
        i mean cheers for that (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:59:19
  - Or the poster just hasn't really thought it through? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 5, 09:52:02
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 09:55:47
  - Or he is stupid and doesn't realise the trouble he could get into (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 5, 09:52:00
    - Who the hell is Boadicea? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 09:56:23
      - Until the late twentieth century, Boudica was known as Boadicea, (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:34:22
        
        She called herself Boudica! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 10:37:41
        
        I got that line from Wikipedea (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 11:06:44
        
        Don't believe everything you read there! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 11:11:49

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