Not on the ranches of East Lincolnshire - we've only gone and had to import cowgirls from

America and Jilleroos from Australia.

Unfortunately our milkmaids don't measure up - they squeak when around mud and spend a lot of time waxing yokes and laughing at each others frilly cuffs, ruffs and muffs.

Posted By: malkybarkid on May 28th 2008 at 12:45:01

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Have your say (NCFC) - Fans_Survey, May 28, 12:32:49
- I said that I was 9 and from Bristol and the only thing that would make me get to the (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 28, 13:25:35
- Is there a bit for the cunts who run the game? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 28, 13:07:14
  - The cunts who are ruining the game (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, May 28, 13:37:38
- As timeless as the morning dew on a cowgirl's buttocks? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 12:35:06
  - This country (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 12:42:20
    - Not on the ranches of East Lincolnshire - we've only gone and had to import cowgirls from (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 12:45:01
      - Some of them have retrained as beauticians (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 12:47:26
        
        and orators (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 12:51:29
      - Did you see the Supersizers thing last night, where they eat like out of history? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 12:47:13
        
        I watched The Biggest Chinese Restaurant in the World (NCFC) - Small, May 28, 13:01:37
        
        They had carps on the Supersizers. And boiled pikes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 13:05:35
        
        I've seen a pike recipe...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 28, 14:13:26
        
        My Mum and Dad ate a pike that I caught in the River Thet when I was a boy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 14:18:03
        
        I dint, I watched Wild China which I had plussed - it is excellent. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 12:57:02
        
        i went into a diner in the States and it said 'we serve breakfast at any time' (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 28, 12:48:28
  - Morning dew, by very definition, on a cowgirl's buttock or elsewhere, has only been there (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 12:37:57
    - I dint, I watched Wild China which I had plussed - it is excellent. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 12:49:38
    - it could be Morning Dew the drink (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 28, 12:45:19
    - Aha - but it could have been there since the first ever morning, like before God or (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 12:41:56
  - creamy olde england! (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, May 28, 12:37:42
- like they care about anything but £££ (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 28, 12:33:44
  - exactly (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 28, 12:35:23

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