Only one thing for it

Tell them you'll approximate it with a semi-DSDM/RUP conflation cross-matched with XP-heavweight amalgam, and if that doesn't work you'll square epsilon.

They won't have the bollocks to tell you they don't understand what you just said.

When I was technical I used to do stuff like that all the time. Only got pulled up for it the once.

Posted By: Partial Angler on April 25th 2008 at 14:51:32

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Someone's just asked me to adopt the Scrum methodology. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 25, 14:35:59
- Only one thing for it (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 25, 14:51:32
- Subset of Agile. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 14:43:08
  - Well, you learn something new everyday. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 14:48:30
    - Arf...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 14:54:27
      - Test-driven development makes the most sense ever. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 14:57:23
        
        What's the product? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 25, 16:36:49
        
        Indeed. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 15:02:27
        
        But how do you know the tests are correct? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 25, 15:01:47
        
        Irreducible simplicity. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 15:04:13
        
        What are you lot all on about? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 25, 15:11:05
        
        Answers to questions two and three are both "yes". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 15:11:59
        
        and question 1? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 25, 15:13:19
        
        Software engineering methodologies. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 15:17:23
        
        Software development methodologies. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 15:16:32
        
        yes, but you made me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 25, 15:20:13
  - And in simple terms...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 14:47:05
    - Thought as much (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 25, 14:58:24
    - A-ha. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 25, 14:51:16
      - Errrr..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 14:53:06
      - Taaaaaaaake ooooooooooon meeeeeeeeeeeeee... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 25, 14:52:41
        
        ^^^ Wishes he was Morton Harket (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 14:53:24
        
        Taaaaaaaaaaake Meeeeeeeeee Upppppppppp (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 25, 14:56:39
        
        ... the batty? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 25, 14:58:49
        
        In A Day Or Two (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 25, 15:02:30
- Bend over, legs spread (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 25, 14:37:08
- Head between the legs of the guy in front? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 14:36:26

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