That reminds me - when I was about 10 I went over Long John Hill shops on my bike

to get some football stickers, looking around Mrs Himpleman the main shopkeeper wasn't about. I took my opportunity & stole 2-3 packets of stickers ( the first & last time I stole anything) In my panic I bolted from the shop & ran home like the clappers. Upon getting home I thought? ''my bike I have left my bike outside the shops'' I dare not go & collect it when I finally plucked up the courage to go near the shop some f**ker had nicked it. Not a good day at the office.

Posted By: lovely old job on April 2nd 2008 at 14:39:51

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When I was about five I nicked a sprout from the Co-op. My sister nicked a sugar cube from (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 13:15:11
- That reminds me - when I was about 10 I went over Long John Hill shops on my bike (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 14:39:51
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 2, 15:28:42
  - ROFL. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 2, 14:44:01
- When I was 15 I accidently stole a pork pie from the grocer shop... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:36:10
  - What's a grocer shop? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:51:57
    - A place they 'sell' pork pies and such like... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:56:48
  - Did you fill it with jelly jism? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 2, 14:38:23
    - No. Odd thing to ask (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:40:38
      - Suppose it was already full. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 2, 14:43:32
- That sounds like my first sexual experience (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Apr 2, 13:50:25
  - I have a big old chopper between my legs so I'm told. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 14:30:10
  - Did you get pushed into the bush too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 14:24:18
    - Bushy arse? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:28:20
      - says the bloke who caressed his mate's Chopper lovingly before mounting it (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Apr 2, 14:31:25
        
        It's a bike mate - made by Raleigh. Very popular in the 1970's until it was discovered (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:50:20
        
        East Easy Rider... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:56:06
        
        White tyre on a Chopper sounds quite cool to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 2, 17:37:17
  - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:03:02
- did you manage to pull the fruit off? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 2, 13:30:09
  - oh yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 13:30:46
- Ah, the heady days of ginger beer and picnics. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 2, 13:21:36
  - Isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 13:22:42
    - Wasn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 2, 14:02:32
      - not like today, it's a all ipods and sex in car parks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 2, 15:29:17
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 2, 15:38:01
- Did you manage to book your sleeper berths ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 2, 13:20:06
  - Sorry mate, I forgot to say cheers for that. You can't book over 60 days before apparently (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 13:22:14
    - Welcome, anytime. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 2, 13:25:59

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