When I was about five I nicked a sprout from the Co-op. My sister nicked a sugar cube from

No. 4 cafe on Long Melford High Street around the same time.

About a week after that I went blackberry picking with Brian Stringer - he had a brand new Chopper and I had a ratty old second hand girl's bike.

We were both going for the biggest blackberry in the world ever, it was doing a dangle over loads of stingers and brambles. Our resulting collision as we went to pick the bulging, fulsome, turgid fruit ended up with Brian in the stingers and full of thorns.

He was screaming like a good'un so I suggested that he take my bike back to his Mum's for Germoline and a cup of milk.

I caressed the Chopper lovingly as I mounted it and set off. I think I ended up in Colchester and didn't get back to his house until about 5 hours later.

Imagine that.

Posted By: malkybarkid on April 2nd 2008 at 13:15:11

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When I was about five I nicked a sprout from the Co-op. My sister nicked a sugar cube from (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 13:15:11
- That reminds me - when I was about 10 I went over Long John Hill shops on my bike (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 14:39:51
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 2, 15:28:42
  - ROFL. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 2, 14:44:01
- When I was 15 I accidently stole a pork pie from the grocer shop... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:36:10
  - What's a grocer shop? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:51:57
    - A place they 'sell' pork pies and such like... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:56:48
  - Did you fill it with jelly jism? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 2, 14:38:23
    - No. Odd thing to ask (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:40:38
      - Suppose it was already full. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 2, 14:43:32
- That sounds like my first sexual experience (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Apr 2, 13:50:25
  - I have a big old chopper between my legs so I'm told. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 14:30:10
  - Did you get pushed into the bush too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 14:24:18
    - Bushy arse? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:28:20
      - says the bloke who caressed his mate's Chopper lovingly before mounting it (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Apr 2, 14:31:25
        
        It's a bike mate - made by Raleigh. Very popular in the 1970's until it was discovered (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:50:20
        
        East Easy Rider... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:56:06
        
        White tyre on a Chopper sounds quite cool to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 2, 17:37:17
  - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:03:02
- did you manage to pull the fruit off? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 2, 13:30:09
  - oh yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 13:30:46
- Ah, the heady days of ginger beer and picnics. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 2, 13:21:36
  - Isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 13:22:42
    - Wasn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 2, 14:02:32
      - not like today, it's a all ipods and sex in car parks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 2, 15:29:17
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 2, 15:38:01
- Did you manage to book your sleeper berths ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 2, 13:20:06
  - Sorry mate, I forgot to say cheers for that. You can't book over 60 days before apparently (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 13:22:14
    - Welcome, anytime. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 2, 13:25:59

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