PRINCE HARRY UNDERTOOK SECRET MADDY MISSION

The Daily Suckthequeensarse has learned that Prince Harry may have been part of an SAS mission to free little Maddy. Intelligence sources report that our Maddy is being kept as a sex slave by an international ring of paedophiles, asylum seekers and drug-dealer based in Afghanistan. The SAS has been sent on a covert mission to kill them all and bring Little Maddy back home. Prince Harry, War Hero Extraordinaire, is rumoured to have been selected for the team undertaking this incredibly dangerous task after impressing senior command staff by the way he kept a cool head under intense press scrutiny and evaded being caught shagging stray blondes. Had it not been for that vile American journalist blowing his cover, the Warrior Prince would by now have freed little Maddy, blown away the bad guys, and returned safely. It is thought that he may be awarded the George Cross for nearly having accomplished this mission, if he had been sent on it.

Posted By: Old Git on March 3rd 2008 at 11:59:27

Message Thread

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE enough press wanking over Prince Harry's fortnight in Afghanistan (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 11:47:55
- Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 3, 12:04:57
- erm (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 3, 11:56:01
- indeed (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 3, 11:52:19
  - PRINCE HARRY UNDERTOOK SECRET MADDY MISSION (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 11:59:27
    - Secret dress code (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 12:11:16
    - did you make that up? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 3, 12:01:36
      - Stroo (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 12:04:09
- and if we did, we'd watch Ross Kemp (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 11:49:12
  - So you would rather toss Ross Kemp?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 3, 12:06:51
    - thats it 10 mins are up. Your silence says it all Himmers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 3, 12:12:12
- who's we? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 11:49:07
  - I am we (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 11:52:42
    - he's 3rd in line to the british throne (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 11:54:25
      - respect to Harry, he could just be a sponging royal (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 3, 11:58:16
        
        My issue is not with Harry (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 12:06:58
        
        this isn't a new fucking phenomenon! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:09:26
        
        have a bit more calpol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 12:11:40
        
        i'm fine ty (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:12:07
        
        Have a bit more anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 12:13:04
        
        well said (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 11:59:08
        
        Do you seriously think he was ever in any danger? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 3, 12:04:53
        
        This is what happens to the proles in Afghanistan: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 12:10:26
        
        in as much danger as any other soldier out there. (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 3, 12:08:34
        
        well said phrankin (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:10:25
        
        he was fighting the taleban! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 12:06:54
        
        the raf flew him back (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 3, 12:06:31
      - He's not even really Royal (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 3, 11:56:58
        
        bet his dad was pleased to see him get a lift off of prince charles (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 3, 11:58:53
        
        that's what it says on his birth certificate (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 11:58:36
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 12:09:04
      - in a nazi costume? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 11:54:59
        
        exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 11:55:40
  - Or not reported, then you wonder what is held back all the time (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 11:49:47
    - well we have a pretty much free press (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 11:51:27
      - and it eventually gets leaked abroad anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 11:52:34

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