Sir Stephen Fry made me laugh the other night

on QI, when he told the tale of the poor unfortunate who chopped off his big toe whilst mowing the lawn in inappropriate footwear. As if that wasn't bad enough the Toe was propelled, at speed, upwards and poked his eyeball out.

Posted By: Tomblander on February 29th 2008 at 14:16:54

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Would you eat your big toe for a million pounds?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:05:45
- Sir Stephen Fry made me laugh the other night (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 29, 14:16:54
- Toss off some pancetta (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Feb 29, 13:18:33
- Would be off or on your foot? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:07:07
  - *Would it... (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:07:28
    - Stop posting nonce-sense stuff and answer a perfectly serious... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:08:40
      - I am being serious - if it was already off my foot, yes. If it was still on, I don't know (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:09:40
        
        If it was already off, what would you eat it with, mbk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 29, 13:12:49
        
        Scarified trench, cryptic flies, a small malbandion pie, chitlings, a dish of elkfoam, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:15:10
        
        (bearing in mind you have an extra million quid so can go all out if you want to.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 29, 13:13:14
        
        oh, in that case... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:22:47
        
        What's for pudding? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:25:53
        
        Eton mess (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:27:38
        
        You'd never have room for the bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Feb 29, 13:25:17
        
        The bristol would be fine - the elftits might get me though, they're really filling. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:27:02
        
        I would have it cooked like Pierre Koffmann's famous pig's trotter dish (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:17:38
        
        It would still be attached to your foot until you chewed it off... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:10:37
        
        Snot possible (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:13:48
        
        Not for you as you're old and brittle... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:15:06
        
        That's as maybe (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:18:38
        
        No one said earning a million pounds in one sitting was gonna be easy... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:21:14

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