Toss off some pancetta
Drizzle in seventeen lugs of your fifth best mildly slutty olive oil, use a teat pipette to add a single drop of f**king Thai Fish Sauce, throw in three heads of f**king garlic, two f**king snails, f**king 126.46ml foamed pustule extract and some f**king tea. Then boil for five f**king hours until it's reduced to a kind of f**king slime, like f**king old woman's c**t batter you little prick.
Coat your toe in this and get chomping.
You little tiger!
Posted By: Jamie Oliver on February 29th 2008 at 13:18:33
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- Would you eat your big toe for a million pounds?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:05:45
- Sir Stephen Fry made me laugh the other night (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 29, 14:16:54
- Toss off some pancetta (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Feb 29, 13:18:33
- Would be off or on your foot? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:07:07
- *Would it... (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:07:28
- Stop posting nonce-sense stuff and answer a perfectly serious... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:08:40
- I am being serious - if it was already off my foot, yes. If it was still on, I don't know (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:09:40
- If it was already off, what would you eat it with, mbk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 29, 13:12:49
- Scarified trench, cryptic flies, a small malbandion pie, chitlings, a dish of elkfoam, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:15:10
- (bearing in mind you have an extra million quid so can go all out if you want to.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 29, 13:13:14
- oh, in that case... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:22:47
- What's for pudding? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:25:53
- Eton mess (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:27:38
- You'd never have room for the bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Feb 29, 13:25:17
- The bristol would be fine - the elftits might get me though, they're really filling. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:27:02
- What's for pudding? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:25:53
- I would have it cooked like Pierre Koffmann's famous pig's trotter dish (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:17:38
- oh, in that case... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:22:47
- It would still be attached to your foot until you chewed it off... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:10:37
- Snot possible (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:13:48
- Not for you as you're old and brittle... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:15:06
- That's as maybe (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:18:38
- No one said earning a million pounds in one sitting was gonna be easy... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:21:14
- That's as maybe (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:18:38
- Not for you as you're old and brittle... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:15:06
- Snot possible (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 29, 13:13:48
- If it was already off, what would you eat it with, mbk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 29, 13:12:49
- I am being serious - if it was already off my foot, yes. If it was still on, I don't know (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:09:40
- Stop posting nonce-sense stuff and answer a perfectly serious... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 29, 13:08:40
- *Would it... (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 29, 13:07:28
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