Mercedes

Was in Dubrovnik last year which was refreshingly bereft of chavs but was in the old town when a family walked past - Dad about 45 with open shirt, massive chest hair, seriously chunky gold chain around neck, bottled tan and aviator sunglasses on head, Mum similar age, similar tan and bling, staggering on high heels and juggling fag and handbag. Mum turns around and screams at their two daughters: "Mercedes! Porsche ! Fuckin 'urry up will ya ?"

Steve

Posted By: Steve in Holland on July 29th 2005 at 11:33:49

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Last night I dreamt that Ethel was no longer barred from The Freemasons Arms (Billy... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 11:24:54
- runny do (n/m) (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 29, 11:32:14
  - C'est juste simple mal (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 11:33:49
    - gerbil do (n/m) (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 29, 11:38:04
      - Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist mit Aalen voll (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 11:40:04
        
        donkey do (n/m) (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 29, 11:40:46
        
        he do dunt he, he will wut he, he shud shud he - jd an cuk Gary, can yew put sum iceinnit? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 11:42:25
        
        fish do (n/m) (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 29, 11:43:47
        
        stringy thin (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 11:44:17
        
        swim around for days without it coming off (n/m) (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 29, 11:46:42
        
        you've been stalking the goldfish again.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 29, 11:47:18
        
        I used to bash the tank (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 29, 11:49:54
        
        do you know.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 29, 11:51:14
        
        yeah (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 29, 11:56:35
        
        You could write a book.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 29, 12:01:25
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 29, 12:02:41
- I haven't a clue what you're posting about... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 29, 11:28:38
  - no need, no desire to usurp your totl dream status at all, just bemused.. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 11:32:24
- Last night was a Thursday.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 29, 11:27:08
  - k, stet with the drinking plan change (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 11:29:33
  - Unfortunately... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:29:16
    - Was is the correct pronounciation? (General Chat) - Delveg, Jul 29, 11:35:50
      - Don't really know, because... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:40:34
    - it wasn't for pronunciation reasons.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 29, 11:29:56
      - Mercedes (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:33:49
        
        I'm not trying to outstage you at every point here.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 29, 11:35:43
        
        Was his brother called Martin ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:36:44
        
        indeedy.. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 29, 11:37:36
        
        small bad (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 11:34:30
        
        Innit. Irony is that they probably had no idea that they named their daughter after (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:35:20
        
        I bet.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 29, 11:36:42
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:41:22

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