Here's a tip....

... In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected.
If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

Posted By: Brian Giggs on July 26th 2005 at 18:03:25

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5pm joke - very funny (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jul 26, 17:42:01
- That would be much better with a punchline. (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jul 26, 18:02:48
  - Philistine (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jul 26, 18:16:46
- HAHAHA! (General Chat) - d0mj4y, Jul 26, 18:02:29
- ok i read allllll of that....... (General Chat) - Kabaddi Holt, Jul 26, 17:47:01
  - I made the same mistake.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 26, 17:49:14
    - I saw too many words and didn't bother (n/m) (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 26, 17:51:19
      - same here - got bored (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 26, 18:19:33
        
        Give it a go (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jul 26, 18:23:55
        
        But it's a lot of effort for a very poor end product... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 26, 18:28:33
      - But it is worth it (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jul 26, 17:53:23
        
        LONGEST TURD (General Chat) - Brian Giggs, Jul 26, 17:54:07
        
        thanks for that (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 26, 17:55:00
        
        TRY THIS for free!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Brian Giggs, Jul 26, 18:00:38
        
        I see (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 26, 18:03:11
        
        well should be something new for tudders to try tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 26, 17:56:14
        
        Here's a tip.... (General Chat) - Brian Giggs, Jul 26, 18:03:25
        
        I saw a magnificent dump inthe Worlds End pub in Finsbury Park a few years back... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 26, 18:10:57
        
        made me chuckle my nuts off which was unfortunate (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jul 26, 18:04:32
        
        bit like smoke rings. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 26, 18:04:15
        
        RING of FIRE???????!!!!!!!!!?????????? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brian Giggs, Jul 26, 18:05:04
- you telling the time is funnier (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 26, 17:45:09
- how long ? (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jul 26, 17:44:38

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