TRY THIS for free!!!!!!!!!

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

Posted By: Brian Giggs on July 26th 2005 at 18:00:38

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5pm joke - very funny (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jul 26, 17:42:01
- That would be much better with a punchline. (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jul 26, 18:02:48
  - Philistine (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jul 26, 18:16:46
- HAHAHA! (General Chat) - d0mj4y, Jul 26, 18:02:29
- ok i read allllll of that....... (General Chat) - Kabaddi Holt, Jul 26, 17:47:01
  - I made the same mistake.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 26, 17:49:14
    - I saw too many words and didn't bother (n/m) (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 26, 17:51:19
      - same here - got bored (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 26, 18:19:33
        
        Give it a go (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jul 26, 18:23:55
        
        But it's a lot of effort for a very poor end product... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 26, 18:28:33
      - But it is worth it (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jul 26, 17:53:23
        
        LONGEST TURD (General Chat) - Brian Giggs, Jul 26, 17:54:07
        
        thanks for that (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 26, 17:55:00
        
        TRY THIS for free!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Brian Giggs, Jul 26, 18:00:38
        
        I see (General Chat) - Wotb Big Boy, Jul 26, 18:03:11
        
        well should be something new for tudders to try tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 26, 17:56:14
        
        Here's a tip.... (General Chat) - Brian Giggs, Jul 26, 18:03:25
        
        I saw a magnificent dump inthe Worlds End pub in Finsbury Park a few years back... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 26, 18:10:57
        
        made me chuckle my nuts off which was unfortunate (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jul 26, 18:04:32
        
        bit like smoke rings. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 26, 18:04:15
        
        RING of FIRE???????!!!!!!!!!?????????? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brian Giggs, Jul 26, 18:05:04
- you telling the time is funnier (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 26, 17:45:09
- how long ? (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jul 26, 17:44:38

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