You need to run a metal detector over your poos from now on

Otherwise you run the risk of dying from slow metal poisoning (the zinc they galvanise the staples with is fatal once it reacts with stomach acids over a period of several weeks)

Posted By: Old Git on December 3rd 2007 at 13:41:14

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Techie Help required (Medical problem) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:11:05
- Joke Ahoy (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 3, 13:48:04
- You could try swallowing a magnet on a string :) (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 3, 13:41:42
  - Or cutting your neck open at the side (carefully, obviously) and having a rummage (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:44:09
- Answer here..............Safe for work! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 3, 13:32:16
  - oh dear (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:44:25
- I would describe your condition as staple. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 13:26:35
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 13:13:10
- Arf. Don't know. I would have thought so, unless it has become stuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:12:31
  - Going to have to risk a poo (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:15:36
    - Well if you haven't had a poo since you swallowed it, how on earth could it have worked (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:28:05
      - Tongue in cheek (fernarg) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:39:02
        
        Have you thought of, perhaps, also swallowing a magnet tied to a length of twine? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:45:20
        
        seems to me the best method would be a magnet in the middle of a length of twine (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:49:02
        
        Or lie under a very very very powerful electromagnet and have a friend turn it on (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:51:43
        
        problem (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:53:13
        
        It's OK, just go to a decent sized hospital and demand a go on thier MRI scanner (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:55:40
        
        What about one of your Serb murdering bastard contacts? They'd see this as sport (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 3, 13:55:20
        
        Get an enemy to do it then (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:55:19
        
        Screamer (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 3, 13:56:11
        
        You need to run a metal detector over your poos from now on (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:41:14
        
        you big fibber (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:46:39
        
        Yeah, but just in case ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:50:24
        
        Stainless steel surgical staples (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:50:16
        
        HI HO!...... HI HO!!! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:51:17
      - ^^^ He's right you know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:31:54
        
        You're dead right there, it's utter pants. Mind you, (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 3, 13:37:34
        
        even Carry On Doctor? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 3, 13:41:11
        
        Especially that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 3, 13:42:29
    - May cause a paper jam. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 3, 13:20:13

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