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"He swallowed a staple, we are going to the nurse".

Turns out he was ripping a staple off a paper with his teeth and he accidently swallowed it.... The nurse saw no scratches gave him bread and milk to help it along uts merry path.. And we all had a good laugh even the std.

Posted By: malkybarkid on December 3rd 2007 at 13:13:10

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Techie Help required (Medical problem) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:11:05
- Joke Ahoy (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 3, 13:48:04
- You could try swallowing a magnet on a string :) (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 3, 13:41:42
  - Or cutting your neck open at the side (carefully, obviously) and having a rummage (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:44:09
- Answer here..............Safe for work! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 3, 13:32:16
  - oh dear (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:44:25
- I would describe your condition as staple. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 13:26:35
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 13:13:10
- Arf. Don't know. I would have thought so, unless it has become stuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:12:31
  - Going to have to risk a poo (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:15:36
    - Well if you haven't had a poo since you swallowed it, how on earth could it have worked (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:28:05
      - Tongue in cheek (fernarg) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:39:02
        
        Have you thought of, perhaps, also swallowing a magnet tied to a length of twine? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:45:20
        
        seems to me the best method would be a magnet in the middle of a length of twine (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:49:02
        
        Or lie under a very very very powerful electromagnet and have a friend turn it on (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:51:43
        
        problem (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:53:13
        
        It's OK, just go to a decent sized hospital and demand a go on thier MRI scanner (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:55:40
        
        What about one of your Serb murdering bastard contacts? They'd see this as sport (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 3, 13:55:20
        
        Get an enemy to do it then (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:55:19
        
        Screamer (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 3, 13:56:11
        
        You need to run a metal detector over your poos from now on (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:41:14
        
        you big fibber (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:46:39
        
        Yeah, but just in case ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:50:24
        
        Stainless steel surgical staples (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 13:50:16
        
        HI HO!...... HI HO!!! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 3, 13:51:17
      - ^^^ He's right you know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 13:31:54
        
        You're dead right there, it's utter pants. Mind you, (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 3, 13:37:34
        
        even Carry On Doctor? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 3, 13:41:11
        
        Especially that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 3, 13:42:29
    - May cause a paper jam. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 3, 13:20:13

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