they would also be 9 inches in length

(no problems there ho ho) made in bristol in packs of 8500 and newcastle (them filthy geordies) would be paying for half.

Also available in France, Holland, USa nad hong kong and made to be ultrasensitive, featherlite and easy to get on to match the general personalite of WOTB users.

Posted By: megson on September 5th 2007 at 15:08:47

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If major brands made condoms (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:03:52
- Norwich condoms, flick fart and Fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:21:58
- wotb condoms would not be needed as...... (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 14:14:38
  - they would also be 9 inches in length (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:08:47
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 14:53:51
  - 9.5/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 5, 14:46:03
    - Wouldn't have thought they'd be that consistent... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:53:40
  - Very true! (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:16:35
- So what d'you reckon (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:07:12
  - Frick her off, lob it in... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 5, 14:47:42
    - from the balls spitty (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 14:50:13
    - Ewwwww! (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:50:13
      - You're safe then, since as Dorothy Parker so memorably observed (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:54:16
        
        Never gone short!! (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 15:00:21
        
        only tall guys then? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:10:00
        
        Ha ha, (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 15:20:52
        
        Not rue OG, I've had a *thing* about girls in glasses for years. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 14:58:03
        
        nice glasses can do wonders. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:11:38
        
        Lovely purple moschino glasses ... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 15:21:56
        
        moschino? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:38:19
        
        should've gone to Specsavers... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 15:25:36
        
        indeed, 2 for 1 on most frames (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:37:15
        
        Ah yes but (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 15:46:31
        
        hmmmm true (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:55:01
        
        Hahaha (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:00:13
        
        is there anywhere else? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 16:05:56
        
        No (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:08:47
        
        Exactly all part of the fun (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 16:12:18
        
        Never had (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:16:12
        
        that's one of the benefits of having an ST (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 16:24:35
        
        Do you mean an STD???? (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:30:44
        
        ha ha! if you've got one of them (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 16:32:55
        
        rofl! Too quick for me again... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:34:37
        
        lol i hear that often (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 17:19:26
        
        Yeah yeah, course you do!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 6, 08:29:51
        
        Yep, should be good (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:30:02
        
        set the stall out early, always the best way! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 17:19:44
        
        Yes but (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 6, 08:31:02
        
        OK then, I will modify Ms Parker's verse to cater for this (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 15:01:47
        
        ROFLEPOPS (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 15:03:29
        
        See, I have a thing about Kinga... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 5, 15:00:03
        
        Yoo, my friend, need serious help. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:10:32
        
        *true* (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 14:58:59
        
        WE KNEW (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 15:00:22
  - Packet of 9 please (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:31:45
  - Beware of the release clause (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:30:14
    - How big is the release clause? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:31:24
      - XXL (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:37:25
  - XXL comes on here and complains it's not available in his size (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:28:28
    - that's just bloody showing off (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:41:47
    - Buy if hes already come he wont need a condom (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:42:31
    - but really fucking loves the new KFC flavoured ribbed design (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 14:34:55
      - there's a family bucket gag here somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:38:13
        
        With The colonel's special sauce. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:42:13
  - costs a lot more than you thought (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:27:53
  - kick it off, throw it in....haha (n/m) (General Chat) - tommyraydesign, Sep 5, 14:24:53
  - Flick, Fart and Fanny (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:23:16
  - A fruitless punt (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 14:20:15
  - Strip off, roll on (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:19:26
  - Goal! Fuck (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 5, 14:19:03
    - That's about right (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:22:10
    - every hole's a goal... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:21:48
      - If Gary Doherty is playing (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:22:37
  - green & yellow with a bird perched neatly on one ball. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 14:18:21
    - Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:43:05
  - Infinite Patience (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:17:22
    - But if it actually DOES crack (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:18:13
  - This is what we do in training (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:15:26
    - Balls, Bibs, Cones? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:20:25
  - Have a little scrimmage (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:12:57
  - Prudence with ambition (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:12:12
  - Removes all sensation, and you realise you've come all the way for nothing. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:10:49
    - Yeah, bit like coming back from Cardiff last season... (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:55:05
    - Winner! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 14:14:47
  - you would get all exited and then things would deflate a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 14:08:24
    - sounds familiar... (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:09:57
  - on the balls... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:08:08
    - Hmmm, I must have been doing it wrong all this time. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:09:48
      - or the club are doing things wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:14:09
      - The NCFC condom (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:10:53
        
        Nice one, I rather liked that. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 14:15:51
        
        Cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:18:36

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