But if it actually DOES crack

you're in the s**t (oh no, thats if it slips!)

Posted By: donkeydublin on September 5th 2007 at 14:18:13

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If major brands made condoms (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:03:52
- Norwich condoms, flick fart and Fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:21:58
- wotb condoms would not be needed as...... (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 14:14:38
  - they would also be 9 inches in length (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:08:47
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 14:53:51
  - 9.5/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 5, 14:46:03
    - Wouldn't have thought they'd be that consistent... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:53:40
  - Very true! (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:16:35
- So what d'you reckon (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:07:12
  - Frick her off, lob it in... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 5, 14:47:42
    - from the balls spitty (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 14:50:13
    - Ewwwww! (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:50:13
      - You're safe then, since as Dorothy Parker so memorably observed (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:54:16
        
        Never gone short!! (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 15:00:21
        
        only tall guys then? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:10:00
        
        Ha ha, (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 15:20:52
        
        Not rue OG, I've had a *thing* about girls in glasses for years. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 14:58:03
        
        nice glasses can do wonders. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:11:38
        
        Lovely purple moschino glasses ... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 15:21:56
        
        moschino? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:38:19
        
        should've gone to Specsavers... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 15:25:36
        
        indeed, 2 for 1 on most frames (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:37:15
        
        Ah yes but (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 15:46:31
        
        hmmmm true (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:55:01
        
        Hahaha (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:00:13
        
        is there anywhere else? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 16:05:56
        
        No (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:08:47
        
        Exactly all part of the fun (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 16:12:18
        
        Never had (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:16:12
        
        that's one of the benefits of having an ST (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 16:24:35
        
        Do you mean an STD???? (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:30:44
        
        ha ha! if you've got one of them (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 16:32:55
        
        rofl! Too quick for me again... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:34:37
        
        lol i hear that often (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 17:19:26
        
        Yeah yeah, course you do!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 6, 08:29:51
        
        Yep, should be good (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 16:30:02
        
        set the stall out early, always the best way! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 17:19:44
        
        Yes but (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 6, 08:31:02
        
        OK then, I will modify Ms Parker's verse to cater for this (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 15:01:47
        
        ROFLEPOPS (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 15:03:29
        
        See, I have a thing about Kinga... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 5, 15:00:03
        
        Yoo, my friend, need serious help. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:10:32
        
        *true* (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 14:58:59
        
        WE KNEW (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 15:00:22
  - Packet of 9 please (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:31:45
  - Beware of the release clause (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:30:14
    - How big is the release clause? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:31:24
      - XXL (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:37:25
  - XXL comes on here and complains it's not available in his size (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:28:28
    - that's just bloody showing off (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:41:47
    - Buy if hes already come he wont need a condom (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:42:31
    - but really fucking loves the new KFC flavoured ribbed design (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 14:34:55
      - there's a family bucket gag here somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:38:13
        
        With The colonel's special sauce. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:42:13
  - costs a lot more than you thought (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 14:27:53
  - kick it off, throw it in....haha (n/m) (General Chat) - tommyraydesign, Sep 5, 14:24:53
  - Flick, Fart and Fanny (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:23:16
  - A fruitless punt (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 14:20:15
  - Strip off, roll on (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:19:26
  - Goal! Fuck (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 5, 14:19:03
    - That's about right (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:22:10
    - every hole's a goal... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:21:48
      - If Gary Doherty is playing (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:22:37
  - green & yellow with a bird perched neatly on one ball. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 14:18:21
    - Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:43:05
  - Infinite Patience (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:17:22
    - But if it actually DOES crack (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:18:13
  - This is what we do in training (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:15:26
    - Balls, Bibs, Cones? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:20:25
  - Have a little scrimmage (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:12:57
  - Prudence with ambition (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:12:12
  - Removes all sensation, and you realise you've come all the way for nothing. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:10:49
    - Yeah, bit like coming back from Cardiff last season... (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:55:05
    - Winner! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 14:14:47
  - you would get all exited and then things would deflate a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 14:08:24
    - sounds familiar... (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:09:57
  - on the balls... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:08:08
    - Hmmm, I must have been doing it wrong all this time. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:09:48
      - or the club are doing things wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:14:09
      - The NCFC condom (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:10:53
        
        Nice one, I rather liked that. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 14:15:51
        
        Cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 14:18:36

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