Toss off some pancetta...

...in three litres of your worst extra slutty olive oil, then whip the whites of 132 plovers' eggs to stiff peaks before carefully placing your new phone in the whipped eggwhites. Then slide the eggwhites and phone into the oil and pancetta. Rip up three handfuls of basil, tear over two sprigs of thyme, scrunch up some sage and kick the s**t out of the cat. Simmer fiercely for four hours before putting a slug and two small snails on the top arranged to look like a man's crown jewels - you little tiger!

Then find a schoolchild and fart into their satchel.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on March 26th 2007 at 14:31:50

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Mobile phone problem, techy help required (General Chat) - samcd84, Mar 26, 14:23:42
- Toss off some pancetta... (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Mar 26, 14:31:50
- simply put your old simcard in your new phone (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 26, 14:27:06
  - what about the contacts stored on my old phone, sorry if I've mis-read (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Mar 26, 14:34:49
    - Save all your contacts/phonebook to your sim card, rather than your phone. Whack your sim (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 14:44:44
    - You need to host a Socratic seminar (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 26, 14:44:33
- Bloke called C Lyons can help with that - give him a bell on 020 7967 8022 (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 14:26:58
- Have you got Nokia PC Suite? (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 26, 14:25:42
  - think i have the software somewhere, never used it though (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Mar 26, 14:39:32
    - If you load it up (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 26, 14:59:58

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