Kill a vegetarian

Cows produce f**kun hoooooooge amounts of the greenhouse gas methane *and* eat grass, which being green and full of chlorophyll is helping to clean our atmosphere!

It's only thanks to us red-blooded individuals eating our steaks that this grave climatic threat is in any way mitigated.

Yet vegetarians, selfish numpties that they are, refooooz to assist and instead would leave the grass-munching methane-farting mooers alone.

Killing vegetarians makes so much sense ecologically I'm surprised there isn't a national programme already in place.

Posted By: Peculiar Swan on January 9th 2007 at 14:59:25

Message Thread

I have decided to help global warming by not leaving my TV on "stand-by" anymore (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 14:39:38
- Kill a vegetarian (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 14:59:25
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 9, 15:13:21
- Car engines burn fuel much more efficiently when up to temperature (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 14:56:32
  - Did you know, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 9, 15:01:07
    - really? i will sell my old skool xr2 and buy a jumbo, doin my bit then. (n/m) (General Chat) - jedi master, Jan 9, 15:02:35
    - Utter tosh. (Unless it was 1.1 bonus with rear wash wipe) (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 15:02:13
      - Blame Clarkson, he said it in his book, Extreme machines! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 9, 15:03:42
        
        ok i beleive it now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 15:05:41
        
        Me too, Clarkson for PM (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 15:06:33
    - Plus you'll never get to Tenerife in a Ford Fiesta (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 15:02:04
      - you couldn't get to trimingham, let alone tenerife (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 9, 15:04:32
        
        What's the best way to Trimingham ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 15:05:27
        
        Electric clippers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 15:05:53
      - or never meet a nice South African. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 15:02:58
        
        cos they're all miserable bastards (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 15:04:28
  - i leave mine running in the garage all night... (General Chat) - jedi master, Jan 9, 14:58:18
  - good point (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 14:58:04
    - ...a perfect reason surreptitiously to lower the temperature on the thermostat (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 15:00:26
      - when i worked in Rose lane, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 9, 15:03:05
        
        Nice one. Aircon set to nip factor 10 Mr Spock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 15:07:41
- Do your best to help yourself by not refusing the medication (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 14:48:32
  - feeble pants (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 14:52:50
    - Haha you think I didn't mean it? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 14:56:44
      - Didn't realise you were paying his salary as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 15:02:05
      - That is Pweposcherous! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 14:59:38
        
        perfectly calm (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 15:01:08
        
        Oh for Gawds sake pants (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 15:05:38
        
        I don't think it (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 15:13:03
        
        Ok, I mean this totally honestly (General Chat) - huntersbarmyarmy, Jan 9, 15:26:35
        
        You shouldn't re-boilk a kettle - it reduces the oxygen inthe water, which makes a worse c (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 15:18:41
        
        Lend him some of your meds, Army Boy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 15:07:03
- I knew someone who left their telly on standby... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 9, 14:47:06
  - Seriously though (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 14:51:20
    - about the same point as a "snooze" button (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 9, 14:56:29
    - I left my TV on standby. A lot. And my house has never burnt down. Yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 14:52:03
      - i leave everything on, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 9, 14:53:06
        
        and it will take em too long to turn it off to nick it.. (n/m) (General Chat) - jedi master, Jan 9, 14:54:17
        
        exactly! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 9, 14:54:42
- turn the brightness right up, then u wont have to leave a lamp on?? (n/m) (General Chat) - jedi master, Jan 9, 14:46:01
  - I just leave the fridge door open to save on the lights (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 14:51:16
    - lol...thats a good idea, nice low watt bulb....air con too,nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - jedi master, Jan 9, 14:52:16
      - I have all my doors and windows open too so i can keep spain warm (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 9, 14:54:09
        
        (Or cold depending on time of year) (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 9, 14:55:11
      - I like airco. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 14:53:38
        
        the electric bill....!! *leaves pc to try*.... (n/m) (General Chat) - jedi master, Jan 9, 14:55:41
        
        I have it on all the time in the summer (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 14:55:33
  - good thinking (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 14:47:19
    - like a big fuck off sound system, keep the burglars way,help the neighbourhood too.. (n/m) (General Chat) - jedi master, Jan 9, 14:48:47
      - Especially when I'm jetting off on holiday (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 14:54:38

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