and another
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
Posted By: leedsmetcanary on January 9th 2007 at 11:07:40
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- Joke de jour (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 10:57:38
- and another (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 9, 11:04:47
- and another (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 9, 11:07:40
- Cool, I've just seen Mussolini hanging off some bridge, he didn't look very well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 11:06:18
- I've always liked to idea that they hung him and his missus (or was it mistress?) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 9, 11:10:59
- How would being hanged by the ankles kill him though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 11:19:25
- By the way, they were hung from meathooks in a Milanese square; not a bridge (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 9, 11:14:50
- ahh, I'll remember that (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 11:27:13
- I've always liked to idea that they hung him and his missus (or was it mistress?) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 9, 11:10:59
- I saw Jaws for the first time yesterday. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 11:03:48
- Only if "de jour" is in 1992. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 11:01:06
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand's popularity reaches such heights the world goes to war! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 11:00:35
- A bit like Jewish sushi (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 10:59:19
- and another (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 9, 11:04:47
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