and another

A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some f**king ice cream."

Posted By: leedsmetcanary on January 9th 2007 at 11:04:47

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Joke de jour (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 10:57:38
- and another (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 9, 11:04:47
  - and another (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 9, 11:07:40
  - Cool, I've just seen Mussolini hanging off some bridge, he didn't look very well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 11:06:18
    - I've always liked to idea that they hung him and his missus (or was it mistress?) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 9, 11:10:59
      - How would being hanged by the ankles kill him though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 11:19:25
      - By the way, they were hung from meathooks in a Milanese square; not a bridge (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 9, 11:14:50
        
        ahh, I'll remember that (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 11:27:13
- I saw Jaws for the first time yesterday. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 11:03:48
- Only if "de jour" is in 1992. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 11:01:06
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand's popularity reaches such heights the world goes to war! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 11:00:35
- A bit like Jewish sushi (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 10:59:19

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