Could you imagine a woman ref telling off Stan Collymore,

Ref: "I'm sorry, but that was your last warning"

Stan: " huh, what do yow mean love?"

Ref: "I'm sending you off"

Stan: "Fook off yow slag"

BANG!

*Ref hits the floor*

Posted By: NCFC4life on November 13th 2006 at 11:54:23

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Mike Newell vs. Women (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 10:43:29
- Given the well known attitudes of Pre footballers to women (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 13, 10:57:45
  - Could you imagine a woman ref telling off Stan Collymore, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Nov 13, 11:54:23
  - Can you imagine the crowd having a go at a woman ref? (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 13, 11:03:35
    - "whos the minger in the black" (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 13, 12:03:56
    - And "who's the wanker in the black which is like soooo last season?" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 13, 11:04:22
      - "Who's the wanker in the brown-is-the-new-black." (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:05:09
        
        "She's bald, she's bent, her arse is FAR too big for those shorts, she should know better" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 13, 11:07:40
        
        "She's short, she's fat, I'd rather shag her cat" (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 13, 11:10:23
        
        Primark! (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:11:54
        
        "You don't know what you're wearing, you don't know what you're wearing" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 13, 11:17:37
        
        "Does your girfriend know you're here?" (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 13, 11:19:13
        
        "Did you do, did you do, did you do your hair in the dark?" (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:30:55
        
        "You're not fit, you're not fit, you're not fit for Sunday shopping!" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 13, 11:40:25
        
        Rofl (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 13, 11:11:43
        
        Now that would be in a speciality movie. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 13, 11:10:59
        
        Bald and bent? (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 13, 11:08:48
        
        Well that's what we used to sing at the refs back in 1933 (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 13, 11:11:06
        
        Who's the munter in the pink ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 13, 11:10:55
        
        Plus the obvious old favourite (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 13, 11:14:15
- They have been on about it all morning on Radio5 (Other Football) - shoddy, Nov 13, 10:57:41
  - Is the correct answer (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Nov 13, 10:58:47
    - They're having the same argument in golf (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 13, 11:02:05
- Never work (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 13, 10:56:38
  - Time zone? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 13, 12:49:58
  - yeah forgot about PMT, its quite unavoidable too intut. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Nov 13, 11:07:11
  - They do work. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 13, 10:58:55
  - A Five Live listener called "Joan" emailed them saying the same (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 10:58:55
    - Or in a random bad mood (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 13, 11:01:06
      - That would be OK. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 13, 11:01:50
- I was listening to some numpty on talksport defend Newell (Other Football) - lurd, Nov 13, 10:51:48
- don't look good for him... (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 10:46:54
- Only difference would be that the ref (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 13, 10:45:23

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