I thought his best one was ...

"Halloween must be a terrible time for reformed paedophiles.

You've served your time, recognized your faults, retired from the clergy, and renounced your past as wrong ... and then, every year, loads of small kids come round the house. Asking for sweets - you don't even have to offer."

Posted By: Arizona Bay on November 6th 2006 at 16:09:23

Message Thread

Ketchup, in the fridge, or out of the fridge? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 15:48:40
- in (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 16:24:54
  - haha, I don't even put ketchup on stuff (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:25:58
    - you really should give it a try on cold ham & pineapple pizza though (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 16:29:36
- both, doesn't matter (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 15:55:35
  - NPPCMBC (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 15:57:06
    - i'm Jeremy Kyle (n/m) (General Chat) - Jeremy Kyle, Nov 6, 15:58:25
      - pangler (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:00:53
  - so does (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 15:56:32
- Y'see where on the side of the bottle it says "Keep refrigerated" ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 15:55:25
  - red sauce is for women - what you need is brown sauce... (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 6, 16:09:48
    - Or both. Horses for courses innit. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:11:00
      - i ain't got your e-mail addy, divvy (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 6, 16:13:45
        
        Cool - will mail you a list tonight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:16:34
        
        rock on (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 6, 16:26:17
  - Yep, that's where the comic on Saturday went with the debate, too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 16:01:20
    - .... (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:03:54
      - Fucking good isn't he? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 16:05:31
        
        yeah, then at the end (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:07:14
        
        I thought his best one was ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 16:09:23
        
        Lad that comes into the pub, goes to Thailand a lot (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:15:52
    - Why would it say that though ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:03:23
  - Only if you buy Costcutter's "Value Ketchup" will it say that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 15:56:24
    - I have a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup 215ml squeezy bottle in front of me... (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:01:29
      - 215ml, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 6, 16:02:55
      - 215ml... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 6, 16:02:50
        
        We wouldn't have used a larger bottle up by Friday. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:04:10
  - Waiting for someone to say that :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 15:56:02
- Out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 15:54:04
  - Bizarre that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 15:58:23
- Out (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 15:54:01
- in (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 6, 15:53:48
- Out... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 6, 15:52:54
  - cock (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 15:56:41
  - Correct, EXCEPT (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 15:55:48
    - Mayonnaise (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 16:14:31
      - And for people (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 16:17:26
        
        i.e. poofs (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 16:21:49
        
        That's true but only up to a point (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 16:28:51
        
        only if you are a poof... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 16:43:08
        
        fennel tea (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:22:12
        
        There is only one accompaniment to chips though... (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 6, 16:18:31
    - Salad cream is cracking stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 6, 16:02:12
      - for gays (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:02:36
        
        white shoes! (General Chat) - pants, Nov 6, 16:04:58
        
        Is the correct answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 6, 16:05:38
        
        binned em (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:05:20
        
        But still paid money for them at one time (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 6, 16:05:49
        
        65 fucking quid (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:06:20
        
        Stupid gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 6, 16:10:37
        
        quite possibly (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 16:11:53
    - I love Salad Cream (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 15:57:04
      - Time to move on (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 15:57:33
  - shake it all about (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 6, 15:55:18
- Neither (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 6, 15:50:50
- in in in (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 15:49:08
  - Deviant windowlicker (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 15:54:16

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