Personally, I go for the look them squarely in the eyes.......

Punch them firmly in the testicles before standing on the head approach.

Last time employed Manchester Academy 10 years back.

Woke up in the morning with a footprint on my back after not noticing some f**ker sneaking up on me from behind.

Posted By: InTheAbsenceOfAHorse on October 25th 2006 at 11:32:48

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?100 to anyone who can tell me (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 10:57:59
- And if you got it wrong? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 25, 11:14:44
  - Well a quick check in their bedroom to find said plate (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:15:57
- IED? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 25, 11:13:44
  - Not bothered about paying for a new one (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:15:15
    - get over it - sh!t happens (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 25, 11:20:18
      - Where do you live? (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:21:29
        
        Abergavenny - feel free (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 25, 11:27:05
        
        Went there on a stag do about 3 years ago. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:29:30
        
        Sounds like (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:28:00
        
        thats where.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 25, 11:29:28
- It might, of course, have been a behooded chavtwat and not a student or... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:09:52
  - It might (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:11:48
    - nah students like traffic cones for some bizzare reason, chavs like destroyin stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 11:15:28
      - They haven't destroyed anything, just nicked it (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:16:17
    - yep, any self respecting Chav would've kicked in both front and rear plates... (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 25, 11:14:18
- Paint the number on his face and tie him to the bonnet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:04:00
  - or brand it across his arse with a gas burner (n/m) (General Chat) - returnofthemack, Oct 25, 11:07:50
    - First he (I'm assuming it's a he) can clean (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:14:00
- where parked? (n/m) (General Chat) - returnofthemack, Oct 25, 10:59:48
  - York Street (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:00:43
    - I only ask because (General Chat) - returnofthemack, Oct 25, 11:05:40
    - That'll teach you to live in the "Golden Triangle" (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 25, 11:04:03
      - Indeed - always cars on my road being vandalised (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:10:46
        
        My mum and dad bought thier golden triangle terraced house for (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:11:51
        
        My mortgage is more than that every month (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:12:48
        
        Disgusting, isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:15:43
      - had my wing mirror punched the other night, lots of young chavs about at the mo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 11:08:10
        
        Did you shoot them in the back whilst they were running away? (n/m) (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:09:11
        
        no i aimed at his toes, but hit his head unfortunately (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 11:13:42
      - Nice place to live though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:05:45
        
        agree... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:12:06
        
        you knows it (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 25, 11:16:25
        
        Hoody yob type incidents. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:14:57
        
        you should have punched their cocks off and then ran into The Lily (Bar Reyes) and got Max (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:17:58
        
        We were outnumbered and beaten senseless. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:19:13
        
        in that case, I agree with your course of action. I was in The York about 8 years ago when (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:24:50
        
        Ushering is the best part of fighting. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:28:46
        
        Personally, I go for the look them squarely in the eyes....... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:32:48
        
        Hiding in the shitter sounds like a better deal to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:34:49
        
        Would probably be my approach these days. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:36:10
        
        I'm too old and soft for fighting. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:38:46
        
        use the phrase 'discretion is the better part of valour' as I do, then you don't sound so (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:38:29
        
        No point in hiding the truth. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:41:41
        
        You disguise it well (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:47:39
        
        That wasn't a crop top. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:59:58
        
        My bruvver lives there. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:07:50
        
        Nice - that's what you want from a chippy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:10:57
        
        I got chucked out of the Chinese on Unthank Road once for putting one of their (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:13:30
        
        Lim's great... (General Chat) - Declan, Oct 25, 11:10:51

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