Ushering is the best part of fighting.

It gets you out of a punch in the face (always a good thing), means you're much less likely to have to punch someone else in the face (always a good thing), but still leaves you feeling as if you've fulfilled a valuable role in the "off".

And if you can't get away with ushering, you can always hide in the s**tter until the dust has settled.

Pub fight survival, AB stylee.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 25th 2006 at 11:28:46

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?100 to anyone who can tell me (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 10:57:59
- And if you got it wrong? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 25, 11:14:44
  - Well a quick check in their bedroom to find said plate (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:15:57
- IED? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 25, 11:13:44
  - Not bothered about paying for a new one (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:15:15
    - get over it - sh!t happens (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 25, 11:20:18
      - Where do you live? (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:21:29
        
        Abergavenny - feel free (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 25, 11:27:05
        
        Went there on a stag do about 3 years ago. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:29:30
        
        Sounds like (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:28:00
        
        thats where.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 25, 11:29:28
- It might, of course, have been a behooded chavtwat and not a student or... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:09:52
  - It might (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:11:48
    - nah students like traffic cones for some bizzare reason, chavs like destroyin stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 11:15:28
      - They haven't destroyed anything, just nicked it (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:16:17
    - yep, any self respecting Chav would've kicked in both front and rear plates... (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 25, 11:14:18
- Paint the number on his face and tie him to the bonnet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:04:00
  - or brand it across his arse with a gas burner (n/m) (General Chat) - returnofthemack, Oct 25, 11:07:50
    - First he (I'm assuming it's a he) can clean (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:14:00
- where parked? (n/m) (General Chat) - returnofthemack, Oct 25, 10:59:48
  - York Street (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:00:43
    - I only ask because (General Chat) - returnofthemack, Oct 25, 11:05:40
    - That'll teach you to live in the "Golden Triangle" (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 25, 11:04:03
      - Indeed - always cars on my road being vandalised (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:10:46
        
        My mum and dad bought thier golden triangle terraced house for (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:11:51
        
        My mortgage is more than that every month (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 25, 11:12:48
        
        Disgusting, isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:15:43
      - had my wing mirror punched the other night, lots of young chavs about at the mo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 11:08:10
        
        Did you shoot them in the back whilst they were running away? (n/m) (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:09:11
        
        no i aimed at his toes, but hit his head unfortunately (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 11:13:42
      - Nice place to live though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:05:45
        
        agree... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:12:06
        
        you knows it (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 25, 11:16:25
        
        Hoody yob type incidents. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:14:57
        
        you should have punched their cocks off and then ran into The Lily (Bar Reyes) and got Max (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:17:58
        
        We were outnumbered and beaten senseless. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:19:13
        
        in that case, I agree with your course of action. I was in The York about 8 years ago when (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:24:50
        
        Ushering is the best part of fighting. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:28:46
        
        Personally, I go for the look them squarely in the eyes....... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:32:48
        
        Hiding in the shitter sounds like a better deal to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:34:49
        
        Would probably be my approach these days. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:36:10
        
        I'm too old and soft for fighting. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:38:46
        
        use the phrase 'discretion is the better part of valour' as I do, then you don't sound so (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:38:29
        
        No point in hiding the truth. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:41:41
        
        You disguise it well (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:47:39
        
        That wasn't a crop top. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:59:58
        
        My bruvver lives there. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 25, 11:07:50
        
        Nice - that's what you want from a chippy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 25, 11:10:57
        
        I got chucked out of the Chinese on Unthank Road once for putting one of their (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 11:13:30
        
        Lim's great... (General Chat) - Declan, Oct 25, 11:10:51

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