hahahaahahahah

I worked in asda for 3 years, half indoors and half outside

I used to get women coming to my till regularly cos I didn't scan fast

I never realised till one day this woman went to me "I've been coming to you for over a year now, and you never seem to change that facial expression, give us a smile" then this woman behind her goes "you do that as well, I always look for him cos he doesn't chuck the food at me"

I was a bit gobsmacked, kind of defeated the point of of the scan speed sheet they used to print off

Posted By: Gus Poyet 26 on June 24th 2005 at 15:53:12

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I've just been to Asda... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:22:14
- I dream of being able to walk to an Asda ... (General Chat) - meeky, Jun 24, 16:05:57
- There is an Asda near where I live (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 15:36:44
- The ASDA near Crossharbour ? (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 24, 15:25:35
  - I go to shops for the stock not the social life (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 15:37:48
    - I prefer to make my own (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jun 24, 16:08:17
    - FAO: cean doney... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:46:47
      - Step ladder to aisle 12. (n/m) (General Chat) - cean doney, Jun 24, 16:18:31
      - Ok, let me try to get my head round this (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 15:55:23
        
        What's the connection between cean doney, a ladder and you being a cunt? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:59:56
        
        Well (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:06:39
        
        But that was in response to Creosote (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:14:31
        
        Well... (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:05:20
        
        dunno.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 16:01:04
        
        I'm calling a blub there Sherry... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:59:01
        
        Fine, but what exactly did you take exception to in my post? (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:03:55
        
        Sherry... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 16:12:42
        
        Does that mean you've calmed down?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 16:24:39
        
        Oh. *Shrinks slightly in embarrassment at blubby overreaction* (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:20:30
        
        WHY DOES ASKING CEAN DONEY FOR A LADDER CONSTITUTE TAKING EXCEPTION TO YOUR POST? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:04:58
        
        caps lock sold out world tour blubbity blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:08:58
        
        Gus in "attempt to claw back some dignity" blub (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:15:22
        
        my weekend includes the Bluetones tomorrow night (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:23:57
        
        Patience, old man - see above (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:08:28
        
        noted (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 24, 15:56:38
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 15:57:18
  - I think so - the same road as the London Arena... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:32:53
    - That's the one. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 24, 15:35:33
      - I'm in Millharbour... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:44:23
        
        It's the one decent sandwich shop around. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 24, 15:50:02
    - I have to ask.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:34:33
      - In all honesty I just couldn't be arsed to walk to M&S... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:46:13
        
        Too many old people in there buying sirloin fish for their cats (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:03:07
        
        I went to M&S.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:49:50
        
        You need agent provocateur, innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 15:52:48
        
        Don't think the knickers are edible in AP (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:56:27
        
        You are becoming a caricature (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:01:40
- eeeugh. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:24:51
  - their sarnies are quite nice... (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 15:25:49
- i'm off to iceland soon (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jun 24, 15:23:12
  - pizzas from Iceland rock (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:34:34
    - NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jun 24, 15:44:45
      - I've tried both (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:46:28
        
        they are rancid (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jun 24, 15:46:56
        
        fair do's, I like em (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:00:21
  - Jesus, can life get any worse? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:33:27
    - i could shop in lidls (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jun 24, 15:45:00
      - I went in there pissed in Devon (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:47:12
- Chav store (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:23:00
  - Went far more chav when that Yank firm bought them. (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:28:42
    - True, same as Safeway and the DNB Morrison (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:34:18
      - Our big safeway went the other way when Mozzers bought them/ (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:40:12
        
        Morrisons had to sell some of the Safeway stores due to competition regulation (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Jun 25, 06:40:22
        
        That sounds tops... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:50:45
        
        I went for a job at Canary Wharf in the 90's. Or nearby, I can't remember. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:52:47
        
        Point of order..... (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 15:43:10
        
        Wrong wrongity wrong wrong (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:49:21
        
        i call them Cepes (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 24, 15:55:05
        
        they're (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 24, 15:55:10
        
        Too late - condemned as terminally illiterate (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:00:21
        
        Well bugger me.... (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 15:53:44
        
        Well there you go. Live and learn, eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:51:05
        
        Probably, but I don't do mushrooms, so couldn't bring any enlightenment. (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:44:33
  - cheap as chips though (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:23:45
    - That's WHY it's a chavstore (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:24:27
      - yeah, seems a bit silly paying more for branded stuff eslewhere though (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:25:25
        
        Not when the food tastes better and avoids my list above (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:34:07
        
        Waitrose.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:35:34
        
        how can branded food taste better from a different store? (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:35:21
        
        Tesco Coffee FACT (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:42:57
        
        That is a SUPERB FACT (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:46:22
        
        Snobbery (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:36:47
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:37:47
        
        because it's unimpaired.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:36:25
        
        lol (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:39:23
        
        i like going to asda (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 15:39:09
        
        I don't need to go to asda to feel like that (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:44:24
        
        is your name Michaela? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 15:48:34
        
        nowhere near.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:57:57
        
        i know a 38-year-old michaela in cambridge (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 16:01:10
        
        I can't respond.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 16:03:41
        
        what did that mean exactly? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 16:06:35
        
        Like Andrew Marr? (n/m) (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 16:09:24
        
        I actually spent a tenner in sainsburys yesterday, was well chuffed (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:41:23
        
        haha - did the checkout girl (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 15:43:02
        
        Gus, you used to work in a supermarket, right? (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:48:03
        
        hahahaahahahah (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:53:12
        
        No..... (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 15:45:55
        
        No, the checkout girl said softly "Are you single?" (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:45:42
        
        rofl!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Jun 24, 15:51:00
        
        ppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrr rrrrrr!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:48:40
        
        however.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:53:15
        
        Sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:52:09
        
        No need to apologise for that OG... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:57:20
        
        Recycling jokes is not good Wrathing. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 16:00:03
        
        thats why it got a poooooooorrrrrr!!! probably qualified for a WW2 aswell (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:04:34
        
        lol (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:54:16

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