Gus, you used to work in a supermarket, right?

When a checkout bod asks "Do you want any help packing?" and they get the reply "No, I'll be alright, ta" is there some kind of cranial implant that translates the reply to "No, I'm a f**king octopus, just throw the stuff down the till as quickly as you f**king can."?

Posted By: roywallerslovechild on June 24th 2005 at 15:48:03

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I've just been to Asda... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:22:14
- I dream of being able to walk to an Asda ... (General Chat) - meeky, Jun 24, 16:05:57
- There is an Asda near where I live (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 15:36:44
- The ASDA near Crossharbour ? (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 24, 15:25:35
  - I go to shops for the stock not the social life (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 15:37:48
    - I prefer to make my own (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jun 24, 16:08:17
    - FAO: cean doney... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:46:47
      - Step ladder to aisle 12. (n/m) (General Chat) - cean doney, Jun 24, 16:18:31
      - Ok, let me try to get my head round this (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 15:55:23
        
        What's the connection between cean doney, a ladder and you being a cunt? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:59:56
        
        Well (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:06:39
        
        But that was in response to Creosote (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:14:31
        
        Well... (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:05:20
        
        dunno.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 16:01:04
        
        I'm calling a blub there Sherry... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:59:01
        
        Fine, but what exactly did you take exception to in my post? (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:03:55
        
        Sherry... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 16:12:42
        
        Does that mean you've calmed down?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 16:24:39
        
        Oh. *Shrinks slightly in embarrassment at blubby overreaction* (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:20:30
        
        WHY DOES ASKING CEAN DONEY FOR A LADDER CONSTITUTE TAKING EXCEPTION TO YOUR POST? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:04:58
        
        caps lock sold out world tour blubbity blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:08:58
        
        Gus in "attempt to claw back some dignity" blub (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:15:22
        
        my weekend includes the Bluetones tomorrow night (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:23:57
        
        Patience, old man - see above (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 16:08:28
        
        noted (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 24, 15:56:38
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Jun 24, 15:57:18
  - I think so - the same road as the London Arena... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:32:53
    - That's the one. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 24, 15:35:33
      - I'm in Millharbour... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:44:23
        
        It's the one decent sandwich shop around. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 24, 15:50:02
    - I have to ask.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:34:33
      - In all honesty I just couldn't be arsed to walk to M&S... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:46:13
        
        Too many old people in there buying sirloin fish for their cats (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:03:07
        
        I went to M&S.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:49:50
        
        You need agent provocateur, innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 15:52:48
        
        Don't think the knickers are edible in AP (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:56:27
        
        You are becoming a caricature (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:01:40
- eeeugh. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:24:51
  - their sarnies are quite nice... (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 15:25:49
- i'm off to iceland soon (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jun 24, 15:23:12
  - pizzas from Iceland rock (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:34:34
    - NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jun 24, 15:44:45
      - I've tried both (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:46:28
        
        they are rancid (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jun 24, 15:46:56
        
        fair do's, I like em (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:00:21
  - Jesus, can life get any worse? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:33:27
    - i could shop in lidls (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jun 24, 15:45:00
      - I went in there pissed in Devon (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:47:12
- Chav store (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:23:00
  - Went far more chav when that Yank firm bought them. (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:28:42
    - True, same as Safeway and the DNB Morrison (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:34:18
      - Our big safeway went the other way when Mozzers bought them/ (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:40:12
        
        Morrisons had to sell some of the Safeway stores due to competition regulation (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Jun 25, 06:40:22
        
        That sounds tops... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:50:45
        
        I went for a job at Canary Wharf in the 90's. Or nearby, I can't remember. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:52:47
        
        Point of order..... (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 15:43:10
        
        Wrong wrongity wrong wrong (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:49:21
        
        i call them Cepes (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 24, 15:55:05
        
        they're (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 24, 15:55:10
        
        Too late - condemned as terminally illiterate (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:00:21
        
        Well bugger me.... (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 15:53:44
        
        Well there you go. Live and learn, eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:51:05
        
        Probably, but I don't do mushrooms, so couldn't bring any enlightenment. (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:44:33
  - cheap as chips though (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:23:45
    - That's WHY it's a chavstore (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:24:27
      - yeah, seems a bit silly paying more for branded stuff eslewhere though (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:25:25
        
        Not when the food tastes better and avoids my list above (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:34:07
        
        Waitrose.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:35:34
        
        how can branded food taste better from a different store? (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:35:21
        
        Tesco Coffee FACT (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:42:57
        
        That is a SUPERB FACT (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:46:22
        
        Snobbery (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:36:47
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:37:47
        
        because it's unimpaired.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:36:25
        
        lol (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:39:23
        
        i like going to asda (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 15:39:09
        
        I don't need to go to asda to feel like that (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:44:24
        
        is your name Michaela? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 15:48:34
        
        nowhere near.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:57:57
        
        i know a 38-year-old michaela in cambridge (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 16:01:10
        
        I can't respond.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 16:03:41
        
        what did that mean exactly? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 16:06:35
        
        Like Andrew Marr? (n/m) (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 16:09:24
        
        I actually spent a tenner in sainsburys yesterday, was well chuffed (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:41:23
        
        haha - did the checkout girl (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 15:43:02
        
        Gus, you used to work in a supermarket, right? (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 15:48:03
        
        hahahaahahahah (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:53:12
        
        No..... (General Chat) - DoYs Spleen, Jun 24, 15:45:55
        
        No, the checkout girl said softly "Are you single?" (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:45:42
        
        rofl!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Jun 24, 15:51:00
        
        ppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrr rrrrrr!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:48:40
        
        however.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 24, 15:53:15
        
        Sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:52:09
        
        No need to apologise for that OG... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 15:57:20
        
        Recycling jokes is not good Wrathing. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 24, 16:00:03
        
        thats why it got a poooooooorrrrrr!!! probably qualified for a WW2 aswell (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 16:04:34
        
        lol (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 24, 15:54:16

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