So effing close
ONE sheet of Bog roll sonny. (As Follows):
Take one sheet of standard issue shiny toilet paper.
Tear small circular hole in middle.
Keep small piece of paper in your top pocket.
Place finger (index) through hole and wipe sphincter with digit.
Remove paper from finger, wiping up s**t on the way from base of digit to fingertip.
Use small piece of paper previously torn and clean finger nail.
Two sheets is only for Officers as they like to polish up after.
Posted By: Tomblander on September 8th 2006 at 14:05:04
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- Fuck yeah, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 8, 13:04:59
- in my humble opinion (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:44:34
- Did you learn that in the army? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 13:45:58
- Of course, the Army taught me everything (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:53:18
- Was it like this ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:59:39
- So effing close (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:05:04
- then it was outside for a game of naked tiggy off ground (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 14:09:52
- You are thinking of (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:11:06
- LOL. Gross (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 14:08:34
- then it was outside for a game of naked tiggy off ground (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 14:09:52
- So effing close (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:05:04
- Was it like this ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:59:39
- shink yew wottuh gew careful duttyuh ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:49:12
- Of course, the Army taught me everything (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:53:18
- Did you learn that in the army? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 13:45:58
- Here is some exclusive footage of the fateful day. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 8, 13:16:15
- Have you guessed what it is yet? (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 13:17:40
- It will end up on Youtube eventually (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Sep 8, 13:14:36
- Just like the coke Zero ad with a skyscraper on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 13:19:25
- Only if his colleague reneges on his promise to destroy the only copy once (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:18:01
- I might even consider buying some Fosters to drink whilst watching, only as a mark of (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 8, 13:09:47
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:06:01
- in my humble opinion (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:44:34
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