Was it like this ?
How to walk properly: march.
What time to eat: when given food
Where to have tattoos and which ones: "Death and Glory" on right forearm
Who to shag: women
Who to kill: foreigners
How to vote Tory: is there another party ?
How to behave like everyone else in your peer group: have fights and kill people
How to think: plenty of time for that once you've left the army
How to look down your nose at Civvies: they are all conservationist pacifists
How to s**t: take shovel, dig hole
How much bogroll to use: Two squares rationed
When to wake up: when SGT Major slaps you with a stick
What to eat: what we give you
How to waste money in what bars: not allow you anywhere else
When and where to go on holiday: Iraq, Afghanistan, Kosovo
What to wear: Camouflage
What to read: The Sun (proud of Our Boys)
How to use abbreviations: WWI, WWII, RAF
Posted By: Steve in Holland on September 8th 2006 at 13:59:39
Message Thread
- Fuck yeah, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 8, 13:04:59
- in my humble opinion (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:44:34
- Did you learn that in the army? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 13:45:58
- Of course, the Army taught me everything (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:53:18
- Was it like this ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:59:39
- So effing close (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:05:04
- then it was outside for a game of naked tiggy off ground (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 14:09:52
- You are thinking of (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:11:06
- LOL. Gross (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 14:08:34
- then it was outside for a game of naked tiggy off ground (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 14:09:52
- So effing close (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 14:05:04
- Was it like this ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:59:39
- shink yew wottuh gew careful duttyuh ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:49:12
- Of course, the Army taught me everything (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:53:18
- Did you learn that in the army? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 13:45:58
- Here is some exclusive footage of the fateful day. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 8, 13:16:15
- Have you guessed what it is yet? (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 13:17:40
- It will end up on Youtube eventually (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Sep 8, 13:14:36
- Just like the coke Zero ad with a skyscraper on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 8, 13:19:25
- Only if his colleague reneges on his promise to destroy the only copy once (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:18:01
- I might even consider buying some Fosters to drink whilst watching, only as a mark of (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 8, 13:09:47
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 13:06:01
- in my humble opinion (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:44:34
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