Toss off...

...some pancetta, drizzle in three lugs of your third best extra-virgin olive oil, two tiny drops of mountain-ash-matured massive-slut balsamic, three small reptiles (any species), two nice fluffy balls of yak mozarella and half a pound of tuppenny rice. Stew it up for a while then pour over your BLEEDIN LAVVVVVELY JELLIED EEEWS INNIT and serve with a NICE CUPPA BLEEDIN TEA LUV, THAT'LL BLEEDIN SORT YOU OUT, then call the missus and shout BLEEDIN SHUT IT YOU SLAG before retiring to the Green Man for seventeen pints of Wife Beater.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on August 16th 2006 at 16:20:35

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Robert Green signing (Other Football) - Its Hammertime, Aug 16, 15:42:35
- Toss off... (Other Football) - Jamie Oliver, Aug 16, 16:20:35
  - roughly (Other Football) - pants, Aug 16, 16:22:31
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 16, 16:22:05
- west ham r shit with or without green and ashton! (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 16, 16:15:58
- Just don't expect him to save any pens... (Other Football) - snowman, Aug 16, 16:13:38
  - There is that Hammertime, he's not going to a pen ever!!!! (Other Football) - pants, Aug 16, 16:15:19
- He is secretly a member of the Illuminati sent to control you all (n/m) (Other Football) - ReptilianLizardRuler, Aug 16, 16:11:57
  - Haven't you got anything else better to do reppy boy... (Other Football) - David Icke, Aug 16, 17:28:36
  - Now that I can believe..... (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 16, 16:14:21
    - Wish he was 12 foot tall. Might have saved a few penalties then. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 16, 16:16:23
- I think the move is the best thing for the both of us (Other Football) - pants, Aug 16, 16:11:03
- Great keeper but been in poor form for 18 months... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 16, 16:09:54
  - blah!!!! why can't I say the same thing in one sentence? :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 16, 16:12:36
- Green is a top keeper (Other Football) - matgore, Aug 16, 16:04:26
- Hi...... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Aug 16, 15:58:53
  - lol, you make me laugh you witty little thing (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Aug 16, 16:08:23
    - Why is that creepy? My nan,grandad and her family.... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Aug 16, 16:10:25
      - just joking! (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 16, 16:13:52
        
        you didn't say the original comment though :/ (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 16, 16:21:28
        
        LOL,no worries! (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Aug 16, 16:14:31
  - creep! (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 16, 16:05:10
- Ashton Is Injury Prone From The Waist Downwards... (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Aug 16, 15:55:10
- He is a Legend and much better than those two (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 15:47:50
- I've never rated Carol... (Other Football) - Brom, Aug 16, 15:46:14
  - It's funny you should day that (Other Football) - Its Hammertime, Aug 16, 15:54:27
    - I'd go with Walker too based on shot stopping, Carroll for more alround keeping. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 16, 15:56:00
  - Always rated Carol. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 16, 15:50:28
    - helpful too (Other Football) - conker, Aug 16, 15:51:32
      - Except they are different Carols (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Aug 16, 15:54:23
- Ashton is nevr fit & Green hasn't played well for 2-years, I for 1 am happy with both deal (Other Football) - lovely old job, Aug 16, 15:45:38
- fuck off back to essex (n/m) (Other Football) - coney, Aug 16, 15:44:37
  - idiot (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 16, 15:50:34
    - ha ha... (Other Football) - coney, Aug 23, 15:46:48
      - oooooooooh you're such a thick cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 23, 15:53:37
    - was i talking to you? (Other Football) - coney, Aug 16, 16:26:34
      - am I talking to you when you do your sweary camp act at me? (Other Football) - pants, Aug 16, 16:58:22
      - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Aug 16, 16:32:52
  - STAND UP IF YOU LOVE THE KENT! (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Aug 16, 15:50:02
    - who you calling a kent? (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Aug 16, 15:51:52
      - No one,but i'm a KENT CCC supporter. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Aug 16, 15:53:00
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Aug 16, 15:45:22

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