Go sit by the river at Ely and eat a musli bar

I did a few years ago, and turned around to find a swan on the bank above me with his bear about an inch from my ear.

I thought it was judicious to share.

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi on July 29th 2006 at 19:13:57

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OK today but... (NCFC) - ConcernedCanary, Jul 29, 18:32:21
- only time will tell, (NCFC) - John in Texas, Jul 30, 11:41:45
- Twat (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 30, 00:56:21
- I thought we looked like we could happily have battered them today. (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 29, 18:38:02
  - Agreed (NCFC) - ConcernedCanary, Jul 29, 18:45:13
  - top six even. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 29, 18:38:14
- The joke is CC, there is no loss of Safri during Ramadan, just the simpleton (NCFC) - pants, Jul 29, 18:37:36
  - Absolute shite (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 29, 18:56:03
    - move along, that's it keep going! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 29, 19:03:02
    - I think they can eat/drink certain things (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:59:09
      - Swans? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 29, 19:07:05
        
        hedgehogs in clay? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 19:08:36
        
        No - if he tries to eat a swan during Ramadan, the swan is allowed to break his arm. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 29, 19:08:17
        
        i always thought they broke your legs, or do you know of tall swans? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 19:10:31
        
        If you put your arm close to the swan's neck, you're really asking for trouble. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 29, 19:12:24
        
        Because I was bored, I went up to the river to watch the annual swan-upping ceromany. (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 29, 19:18:58
        
        Oh dear Lord ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 29, 19:20:16
        
        That's the one. Obviously there's a purpose, but thought it a tad pompous. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 29, 19:24:08
        
        Go sit by the river at Ely and eat a musli bar (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 19:14:09
        
        Go sit by the river at Ely and eat a musli bar (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 19:13:57
      - I believe... (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 29, 19:04:03
      - Not during daylight hours (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 19:02:47
        
        This is 2006 as well, we've moved on from oranges at half time (NCFC) - pants, Jul 29, 19:05:08
        
        It's hard (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 19:07:35
      - nope, cant eat during the day at all. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 19:01:18
        
        Can as long as it's dark (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Jul 29, 19:02:44
  - I'm sorry but......... (NCFC) - Highlander, Jul 29, 18:44:38
    - I fail to see how (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 29, 18:56:10
    - Daft? (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:48:01
      - does anyone really care? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 18:49:30
        
        I care because (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 29, 18:53:51
        
        I do (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:50:14
        
        why not call it daft, I think going to church is daft..... (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 29, 18:55:45
        
        Call it what you like, I'm not going to stop you (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:57:47
        
        Pompous, left wing twat. You clearly have no friends. (n/m) (NCFC) - South stand corner, Jul 29, 18:53:12
        
        i suppose living in sussex you have a lot to do with muslim communities. (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 18:52:18
        
        I'm an idiot (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:54:58
        
        i love a well balanced arguement with a clearly intelligent person. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 18:56:35
        
        You've come to the wrong place then lol; (n/m) (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 19:42:42
  - True (n/m) (NCFC) - ConcernedCanary, Jul 29, 18:38:43

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