If you put your arm close to the swan's neck, you're really asking for trouble.

But swans, despite their incandescent beauty, are extremely vicious and will stop at nothing to protect their young, even if it means ending the career of a promising shot-putter or professional w**ker. Be careful, people.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on July 29th 2006 at 19:12:24

Message Thread

OK today but... (NCFC) - ConcernedCanary, Jul 29, 18:32:21
- only time will tell, (NCFC) - John in Texas, Jul 30, 11:41:45
- Twat (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 30, 00:56:21
- I thought we looked like we could happily have battered them today. (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 29, 18:38:02
  - Agreed (NCFC) - ConcernedCanary, Jul 29, 18:45:13
  - top six even. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 29, 18:38:14
- The joke is CC, there is no loss of Safri during Ramadan, just the simpleton (NCFC) - pants, Jul 29, 18:37:36
  - Absolute shite (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 29, 18:56:03
    - move along, that's it keep going! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 29, 19:03:02
    - I think they can eat/drink certain things (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:59:09
      - Swans? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 29, 19:07:05
        
        hedgehogs in clay? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 19:08:36
        
        No - if he tries to eat a swan during Ramadan, the swan is allowed to break his arm. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 29, 19:08:17
        
        i always thought they broke your legs, or do you know of tall swans? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 19:10:31
        
        If you put your arm close to the swan's neck, you're really asking for trouble. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 29, 19:12:24
        
        Because I was bored, I went up to the river to watch the annual swan-upping ceromany. (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 29, 19:18:58
        
        Oh dear Lord ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 29, 19:20:16
        
        That's the one. Obviously there's a purpose, but thought it a tad pompous. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 29, 19:24:08
        
        Go sit by the river at Ely and eat a musli bar (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 19:14:09
        
        Go sit by the river at Ely and eat a musli bar (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 19:13:57
      - I believe... (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 29, 19:04:03
      - Not during daylight hours (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 19:02:47
        
        This is 2006 as well, we've moved on from oranges at half time (NCFC) - pants, Jul 29, 19:05:08
        
        It's hard (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 19:07:35
      - nope, cant eat during the day at all. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 19:01:18
        
        Can as long as it's dark (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Jul 29, 19:02:44
  - I'm sorry but......... (NCFC) - Highlander, Jul 29, 18:44:38
    - I fail to see how (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 29, 18:56:10
    - Daft? (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:48:01
      - does anyone really care? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 18:49:30
        
        I care because (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 29, 18:53:51
        
        I do (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:50:14
        
        why not call it daft, I think going to church is daft..... (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 29, 18:55:45
        
        Call it what you like, I'm not going to stop you (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:57:47
        
        Pompous, left wing twat. You clearly have no friends. (n/m) (NCFC) - South stand corner, Jul 29, 18:53:12
        
        i suppose living in sussex you have a lot to do with muslim communities. (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 18:52:18
        
        I'm an idiot (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 18:54:58
        
        i love a well balanced arguement with a clearly intelligent person. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Jul 29, 18:56:35
        
        You've come to the wrong place then lol; (n/m) (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Jul 29, 19:42:42
  - True (n/m) (NCFC) - ConcernedCanary, Jul 29, 18:38:43

Reply to Message

In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.

If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.