My mates got a old porno of a lass pissing on a mans face, and the music dub over is

the theme tune to this is your life

When he showed me it, I was just expecting Michael Aspel to walk in on the film, and the background moves away to show the audience

"er Hello, you thought you came here tonight to have someone piss on your face, but you're wrong, This is your life, come with me"

*applause, adverts*

Posted By: pants on July 13th 2006 at 12:44:03

Message Thread

This bird on msn wants me to tell her sexy story. Can someone help???... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:20:25
- earlier (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 16:43:36
- Recite how you were at work one day, and you went over to a lass you liked (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:31:08
  - If I had the invitation... (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:45:19
    - not your thing then? (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jul 13, 12:50:24
      - washing her thing? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 13:17:27
      - not watching lezzas while you (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:56:47
      - Ha. Disappointed ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:52:28
    - Well if it happens, you can always give me a bell. I'd be happy to fill in for you (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:49:01
  - you enjoy talking about breaking wind dont ya (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 13, 12:40:54
    - do you have a record of when I have mentioned it? (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:44:54
  - did that happen to you?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:34:58
- Post hers here so we have some context (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:30:59
  - i never thought about that and now shes at lunch and ive closed the convo... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:32:06
- roughly he gripped her............... (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:28:11
  - i need one of them shitty romantic novels my mum reads... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:29:44
    - find the one about how you spending a summers day at the front of some posh womans house (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:34:45
    - its.... (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:34:14
      - to be honest this bird is a bit of a filthbag... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:36:27
        
        to TWTD? (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 13, 12:36:57
        
        Thats a horrible thing to say! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:38:09
        
        you're the one who wants to go over board (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 13, 12:40:04
    - for instance (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:31:50
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jul 13, 12:26:14
- one day, somewhere in these fair isles - it was Spring 1977 (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 13, 12:26:03
  - They had recently purchased a pig farm (Other Football) - bongo33, Jul 13, 12:28:46
    - selwyn? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 12:29:32
      - I thought they said 'on the Fair Isle' (n/m) (Other Football) - bongo33, Jul 13, 12:33:40
- Yo VIP lets kick it (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jul 13, 12:23:56
  - ill give it a whirl (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:24:53
    - Never fails (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jul 13, 12:26:01
      - she called me a "prick" (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:27:58
        
        tell her you'll (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:29:52
        
        she said I was a weird perv! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:34:05
        
        depends what you suggested!! (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:36:24
        
        Bloody hope not! (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:39:47
        
        Your'e obviously one of those filth-mongs then! (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:43:25
        
        Ha ha (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:50:21
        
        there is a line and thats beyond it by miles! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:53:23
        
        no danger of that watersports are wrong! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:37:13
        
        My mates got a old porno of a lass pissing on a mans face, and the music dub over is (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:44:03
        
        any chance of getting hold of it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:47:58
        
        haha (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 13:13:28
        
        lol, finally youtube may be of use (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 13, 12:49:24
        
        no fuck that then... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:52:23
        
        wrong (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:45:45
        
        good to hear it!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:43:47
        
        shes a bad judge of character (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:35:41
        
        rofl (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 12:38:39
        
        gosh, what a waste! :>) (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 12:30:58
        
        ok (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:30:37
- obviously not judging by your grammar (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:22:11
  - His hands are shaking with excitement, he can't type (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 13, 12:24:47
  - awful even by my standards! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:22:56
- *a (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:20:36

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