Recite how you were at work one day, and you went over to a lass you liked

but she had just farted a right stinker and went a bit red as you went round

Using your great wit and tact, you said "god it f**king stinks doesn't it, must be the drains from outside, it's quite an old building. Do you fancy coming back to my house later, I've got lesbian w**k inferno on dvd with unseen footage?"

Posted By: pants on July 13th 2006 at 12:31:08

Message Thread

This bird on msn wants me to tell her sexy story. Can someone help???... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:20:25
- earlier (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 16:43:36
- Recite how you were at work one day, and you went over to a lass you liked (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:31:08
  - If I had the invitation... (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:45:19
    - not your thing then? (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jul 13, 12:50:24
      - washing her thing? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 13:17:27
      - not watching lezzas while you (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:56:47
      - Ha. Disappointed ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:52:28
    - Well if it happens, you can always give me a bell. I'd be happy to fill in for you (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:49:01
  - you enjoy talking about breaking wind dont ya (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 13, 12:40:54
    - do you have a record of when I have mentioned it? (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:44:54
  - did that happen to you?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:34:58
- Post hers here so we have some context (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:30:59
  - i never thought about that and now shes at lunch and ive closed the convo... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:32:06
- roughly he gripped her............... (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:28:11
  - i need one of them shitty romantic novels my mum reads... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:29:44
    - find the one about how you spending a summers day at the front of some posh womans house (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:34:45
    - its.... (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:34:14
      - to be honest this bird is a bit of a filthbag... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:36:27
        
        to TWTD? (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 13, 12:36:57
        
        Thats a horrible thing to say! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:38:09
        
        you're the one who wants to go over board (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 13, 12:40:04
    - for instance (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:31:50
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jul 13, 12:26:14
- one day, somewhere in these fair isles - it was Spring 1977 (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 13, 12:26:03
  - They had recently purchased a pig farm (Other Football) - bongo33, Jul 13, 12:28:46
    - selwyn? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 12:29:32
      - I thought they said 'on the Fair Isle' (n/m) (Other Football) - bongo33, Jul 13, 12:33:40
- Yo VIP lets kick it (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jul 13, 12:23:56
  - ill give it a whirl (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:24:53
    - Never fails (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jul 13, 12:26:01
      - she called me a "prick" (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:27:58
        
        tell her you'll (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:29:52
        
        she said I was a weird perv! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:34:05
        
        depends what you suggested!! (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:36:24
        
        Bloody hope not! (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:39:47
        
        Your'e obviously one of those filth-mongs then! (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:43:25
        
        Ha ha (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 13, 12:50:21
        
        there is a line and thats beyond it by miles! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:53:23
        
        no danger of that watersports are wrong! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:37:13
        
        My mates got a old porno of a lass pissing on a mans face, and the music dub over is (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:44:03
        
        any chance of getting hold of it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:47:58
        
        haha (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 13:13:28
        
        lol, finally youtube may be of use (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 13, 12:49:24
        
        no fuck that then... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:52:23
        
        wrong (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:45:45
        
        good to hear it!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:43:47
        
        shes a bad judge of character (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 12:35:41
        
        rofl (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 12:38:39
        
        gosh, what a waste! :>) (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 12:30:58
        
        ok (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:30:37
- obviously not judging by your grammar (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 13, 12:22:11
  - His hands are shaking with excitement, he can't type (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 13, 12:24:47
  - awful even by my standards! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:22:56
- *a (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 13, 12:20:36

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