I’ve been trying to develop an electricity generating system based on rubbing thousands of

Balloons on my jumper. I’m having problem scaling it up though and will need to employ thousands of people who are used to moving their arms vigorously in an up and down fashion, multiple times. Anyone need a job?

Posted By: Augustus Pablo on October 20th 2026 at 08:53:05

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anyone managed to run their heating system for profit? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 08:34:25
- I’ve been trying to develop an electricity generating system based on rubbing thousands of (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 20, 08:53:05
  - Seems quite reliant on inflation though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 12:06:17
    - de-dum,ching!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 20, 13:35:52
  - Can I do it remotely by using robots in the UK? (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 20, 10:08:36
    - Ooh lovely, yes that’s great. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 20, 11:16:29
- If the profit idea is based on selling back to the grid be wary (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 20, 08:47:26
  - Advice, if you have problems with the batteries, open the panel at the back and roll them (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 20, 09:37:32
  - interesting thanks. that's where i'm at re the outlay (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 08:57:45
    - Just put an extra jumper on (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 20, 09:11:31
      - good idea, will i still be eligible for the £7,500 grant from the govt? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 09:22:43
        
        I'm not sure, I'll get back to you on that one (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 20, 14:32:33

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