SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP

Nigel Worthington unveiled his shock new signing today, target man Adam Brandon.

"He's a big lad notmean, investing in youth notmean, will help us with the target man sityooashun, Earnie looking forward to partnership notmean, physical lad, tough game, hard work, good engine, cheap as chips"

Adam said "It's a boyhood dream come true for me. I wasn't sure if I was ready to leave Sunday park football but as soon as I saw the facilities at Colney I was sold on the club. I've already installed a webcam in the showers for XXL16. I had really a productive meeting with the gaffer, where I told him he was a useless c**t who couldn't run a bath."

Posted By: Old Git on July 6th 2006 at 18:01:06

Message Thread

I just had a quick vodka (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:36:02
- Depends how serious the call is (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 6, 17:41:13
  - Samaritans - in a Beachy Head type of way (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 6, 17:43:47
  - extremely (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:42:34
- not in waiting, by the sounds of things. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 17:37:36
  - what does time have to do with it? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:38:42
    - I fairly often down a can of cider when I get home from work (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 17:42:25
      - i would be sick as fuck if i drank cider or beer as soon as i got up (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 6, 17:48:31
      - I rarely drink in the mornings... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 17:46:40
        
        Bloody hell (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 6, 17:48:44
        
        2 units a pint so thats 25-35 pints innit (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 6, 17:50:36
        
        I could never do it on just pints... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 17:52:23
        
        when I was doing low carb diet (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 17:54:40
        
        great innit :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 17:47:28
        
        Weekend just gone... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 17:51:15
        
        haha, like that story above (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 18:00:27
        
        for me I just have stomach trouble... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 18:04:26
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 18:11:27
        
        i agree (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 18:01:56
        
        you are drinking alcohol and water mainly (i think) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 18:09:28
        
        are you fat? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:53:06
        
        He's fuckin hooge (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 6, 18:02:30
        
        I'm 6ft 2 and 16 stone... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 17:55:37
        
        SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 6, 18:01:06
        
        haha if that happened I would need to drink a couple bottles of vodka to calm the nerves (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 18:06:58
        
        have fun! (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:57:17
      - Himmers, you are not the benchmark which we are going to use to judge normality (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 6, 17:45:56
        
        rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 17:46:38
      - dodgy those cider drinkers (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 6, 17:44:30
        
        I was going to suggest asking malky what he thinks, but he's probably (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 17:48:22
        
        lol, I love a couple of pubs in central london (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 17:53:47
        
        You must mean the Glasshouse Stores on Brewer St. Cheapest boozer in Soho. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 6, 17:58:52
        
        nah there's a few pubs under Samuel Smiths Brewery name... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 18:08:02
        
        tudders drinking in Soho ... why does that not surprise us? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 6, 18:02:09
        
        not quite, big sesh in The Rose last night (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 6, 17:53:37
    - good point wats different between drinking at 8am or 8pm (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 6, 17:40:57
      - you miss the point (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:43:59
        
        Well, a nip to clam the nerves is traditional (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 6, 17:51:43
        
        it isn't ordinary (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:54:18
        
        I am qualified to be able to tell you, that yes, it is an issue. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 6, 17:46:43
        
        ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:50:34
        
        nah not a problem (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 6, 17:46:32
        
        nope (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 17:45:54
        
        good (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:47:49
        
        sounds normal enough (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 17:52:35
      - nothing. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 17:42:37
    - Yes, as long as you mean pm, not am. Otherwise you'd be in all sorts of shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 6, 17:40:51
    - hey, don't lash out at me 'cos you have a problem (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 17:39:48
      - lol! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:42:13
- nah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 17:36:42
  - thanks (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 6, 17:39:24

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