I'm thinking of doing online Palm/Torat Card readings. Could be a little earner

Touches monkeypuzzles palm

You're a porter/operating theatre janitor at a hospital

You enjoy inserting yourself into every departments gossip, pretending to be chatty and nice.
Despite you looking like a giant blob, you body shame most people at any opportunity. You think it's okay to tell another member of staff that they look attractive since they recently lost weight. .

You like to pretend to be modern new age guy saying you love and accept all walks of life,. But like a leaking tap, you trickle out diet coke trad sexist/stereotypical claptrap which proves you're anything but.

"Be yourself and all that but im a firm believer you're either male or female" (even though nobody asked)

A 24 year old 5ft 2 new employee in their 1st week walks down the corridor and you turn to the next poor sod who has to listen "what is this, bring your kids to work day?" and they nervously smile and walk infinitely faster.

You think you're funny but over time people realise you're an outrageous piece of s**t.

On your last shift you told approximately 16 people that your fridge freezer is broken but is still under warranty.







I spelt tarot wrong in the title


Anybody who does respond to what you say, halfway through their sentence you impulsively go "ehhh tell you what i heard on the radio earlier..." and you leave them hanging as you've changed the subject.



You can have all that for free. On the house
Im gonna have some gin now.

Posted By: Lentil Weaver on July 12th 2026 at 20:18:23

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