or you could have borrowed her and taken her to your local pub and showed off because the

woman you were with had a tiny hand

then danced like greased lightning

Posted By: malkybarkid on July 4th 2006 at 17:37:29

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I put a mouse through our Epson 3000 today (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:04:15
- i'm very sorry about that as well (n/m) (General Chat) - sven_25 million, Jul 4, 17:25:27
  - it's not your fault, you tedious Swedish cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:26:30
- That's a lie isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 4, 17:11:57
  - a bit - it wasn't dead when it came out, just flat. I had to kill it with a goose. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:13:51
    - I like secret gardens. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 4, 17:15:11
      - me too. They usually have a pond, some sort of water feature, fairies and lots of dust in (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:17:50
        
        Next time I come up we should do a Saturday Leo, and go on a bit of a tour of the city. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 4, 17:19:49
        
        that is a truly superb idea. Only NG would be up for that - everyone else gets scared and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:21:17
        
        I get strangely aroused sitting in a stinky pub wondering if I'm going to get a lamping. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 4, 17:24:50
        
        You get strangely aroused walking past the Co Op (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:25:54
        
        What was that all about? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 4, 17:34:31
        
        good video (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:35:51
        
        9? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 4, 17:40:24
        
        nope but you can have " If I Could Turn Back Time" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:52:19
- I saw a woman with a tinybeadlehand in Morrison's at lunchtime. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 17:07:44
  - did you rub it with ointment and giggle whilst pulling her skirt up? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:08:30
    - Did oi fuck, I wunt go neat ut, wud oi? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 17:10:16
      - you could have hidden it in a paper bag and kissed her lugs (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:11:03
        
        or chromed them quite quickly (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:15:50
        
        or made a Henry Moore twisty out of it (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:27:42
        
        or you could have charred it slightly with a taper (like out of science at school) then (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:29:43
        
        or tapped her on the shoulder and said "That's a really pretty miniature hand you've got (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:34:24
        
        or you could have borrowed her and taken her to your local pub and showed off because the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:37:29
- It will never know who won the World Cup (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 4, 17:06:03
  - I will contact it (Andrew) by clairvoyancy after the final and tell it while he floats on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:07:23
- You stupid old twot (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 4, 17:05:33
  - furry clients' proofs for a while methinks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:09:05

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