a bit - it wasn't dead when it came out, just flat. I had to kill it with a goose.

I goosebeaked it off, wrapped it in tissue and I'm going to bury it next to Big Gay Phil's poodle under the car park of the Rose Tavern.

Big Gay Phil now runs the Eaton Cottgae which has a 'secret' garden.

We'll go there next time you are up.

Posted By: malkybarkid on July 4th 2006 at 17:13:51

Message Thread

I put a mouse through our Epson 3000 today (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:04:15
- i'm very sorry about that as well (n/m) (General Chat) - sven_25 million, Jul 4, 17:25:27
  - it's not your fault, you tedious Swedish cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:26:30
- That's a lie isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 4, 17:11:57
  - a bit - it wasn't dead when it came out, just flat. I had to kill it with a goose. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:13:51
    - I like secret gardens. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 4, 17:15:11
      - me too. They usually have a pond, some sort of water feature, fairies and lots of dust in (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:17:50
        
        Next time I come up we should do a Saturday Leo, and go on a bit of a tour of the city. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 4, 17:19:49
        
        that is a truly superb idea. Only NG would be up for that - everyone else gets scared and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:21:17
        
        I get strangely aroused sitting in a stinky pub wondering if I'm going to get a lamping. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 4, 17:24:50
        
        You get strangely aroused walking past the Co Op (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:25:54
        
        What was that all about? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 4, 17:34:31
        
        good video (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:35:51
        
        9? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 4, 17:40:24
        
        nope but you can have " If I Could Turn Back Time" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:52:19
- I saw a woman with a tinybeadlehand in Morrison's at lunchtime. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 17:07:44
  - did you rub it with ointment and giggle whilst pulling her skirt up? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:08:30
    - Did oi fuck, I wunt go neat ut, wud oi? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 17:10:16
      - you could have hidden it in a paper bag and kissed her lugs (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:11:03
        
        or chromed them quite quickly (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:15:50
        
        or made a Henry Moore twisty out of it (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:27:42
        
        or you could have charred it slightly with a taper (like out of science at school) then (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:29:43
        
        or tapped her on the shoulder and said "That's a really pretty miniature hand you've got (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:34:24
        
        or you could have borrowed her and taken her to your local pub and showed off because the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:37:29
- It will never know who won the World Cup (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 4, 17:06:03
  - I will contact it (Andrew) by clairvoyancy after the final and tell it while he floats on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:07:23
- You stupid old twot (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 4, 17:05:33
  - furry clients' proofs for a while methinks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 17:09:05

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