I live in central London and have been stabbed 16 times in the last two days

But I just said thanks each time and got on with my day, because I'm part of the sneering metropolitan elite or something

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on April 4th 2026 at 17:48:22

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"what bag of guns?" (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 15:43:03
- I'm no armourer, but wouldn't firearms be transported (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 4, 16:17:44
  - you'd like to think so but it is the met plod (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 16:23:24
- Would imagine the usual suspects will find a way to make it Khan’s fault. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakepit Divorceee, Apr 4, 15:58:44
  - No, it's more the huge gangs of rampaging thieves that are down to him (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 16:24:16
    - Thank you for reinforcing my point. (General Chat) - Snakepit Divorceee, Apr 4, 18:31:41
    - I live in central London and have been stabbed 16 times in the last two days (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 4, 17:48:22
      - Wouldn’t happen in Norfolk boy. Shooting burglars and all that (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Apr 4, 20:42:42
    - Tories underfunding the police for decades fine though yeh? (General Chat) - footymadman, Apr 4, 17:45:45
    - The sooner ICE take charge and kill all Londoners the safer you’ll feel 😂 (General Chat) - footymadman, Apr 4, 17:44:46
    - Hahahahaha (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 17:31:53
      - Mask?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Apr 4, 18:08:44
      - The "I'm a fan of criminals" mask? (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 17:37:21
        
        Thinking it’s down to him (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 17:45:50
        
        No, hes not the cause, and its not confined to London, I agree (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 17:58:17
        
        The tories made huge cuts to police and the justice system so it's your fault (General Chat) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Apr 4, 18:21:25
        
        Labour have followed in the exact footsteps of the hopeless Tories. (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 4, 18:23:24
        
        FYI I think labour are virtually the same, but the tories are the main culprits either way (n/m) (General Chat) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Apr 4, 19:05:41
        
        Police numbers are up aren't they? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 4, 18:25:48
        
        Apparently not according to home office (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 4, 18:30:33
        
        A lot of social media to police for harmful tweets... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 4, 18:27:28
    - AI summary suggests something much more balanced (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Apr 4, 17:06:22
    - lol (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 4, 16:59:06
      - Lol, naturally (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 17:19:44
        
        is that the same M&S that posted £291m in profits last year? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 18:34:57
        
        Probably? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 18:39:13
        
        maybe they should hire some better security staff (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 18:47:10
        
        You mean they're asking for it? (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 18:49:40
        
        exactly (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 18:50:33
        
        What's the relevance of their profit? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 19:28:36
        
        Yeah it’s defo a London issue 🥴 (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 17:33:18
        
        They need better security (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 4, 17:32:04
        
        Also a better criminal justice system (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 17:38:03
        
        "all of my friends have had their smartphones lifted, we need to build more prisons" (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 19:30:07
        
        Why do you think that was? fucking austerity. And who implemented that? fucking tories (n/m) (General Chat) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Apr 4, 18:23:07
        
        Making shops give stuff away doesn’t seem very austere (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:33:00
        
        Perhaps they should be policing real crime (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 4, 18:26:57
        
        The mask slips (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:33:51
        
        Yep, I dont agree with many of those laws (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 4, 18:36:20
        
        So to some extent, we agree ...? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 17:44:36
        
        I should think so (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 17:47:18
    - I was in London on Thursday (General Chat) - APB, Apr 4, 16:37:19
      - Sorry but you specifically asked for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 4, 18:00:12
      - Yep, its defo not a problem 👌 (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 4, 16:40:40

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