my geography master was particularly interesting
"ahhh i remember teaching your father, has he still got the scars from when i used to cane him?" on my first ever lesson with him.
to another boy - "Balding, if you ever speak out of turn again I will hang you out the window by your ballsack and cut them off with rusty scissors"
To a girl - "are you always this ugly or is it just for my lessons?"
Utter knobend but he got all his pupils A's as everyone was too scared not to work. hard bastard too, he was bitten by a parrot fish (i think it was) and enzymes from the fishes mouth started eating into his skin, and he got a machete and lopped a slice of his calf muscle off to save his leg.
Posted By: Tony Martin on March 11th 2026 at 14:51:35
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- Norwich school stabbing (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 12:24:56
- Back in my day, kids only got stabbed with (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Mar 11, 13:17:51
- or towel spun round and whipped with it in the showers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 11, 14:42:26
- Deodorant sprayed up the ass 👀 (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Mar 11, 15:56:08
- bunsen burner attacks? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 11, 13:20:29
- Oh yes. Forgot about those. (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Mar 11, 13:25:46
- or towel spun round and whipped with it in the showers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 11, 14:42:26
- My old school. Seems to have gone downhill (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 11, 12:35:45
- didn't USAC go there too? (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 11, 12:49:15
- No I was the pride of Thorpe Hamlet (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 11, 14:36:11
- Was it good old fashioned brass knuckles and coshes in your day? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 12:48:21
- The cane was still a thing in my first year there (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 11, 12:49:43
- not sure we need the cane ... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 11, 12:56:59
- I think the cane was very rarely used (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 11, 12:58:15
- 🙏 (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 12:52:48
- Even my primary school had the dreaded slipper (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 11, 12:54:37
- Blackboard rubbers were the projectile of choice at my secondary (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 11, 13:07:32
- Blackboard rubbers? For safe sex with Blackboards? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 11, 15:52:51
- i had a board ruber lobbed at me by a scary teacher once. I threw it back (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 11, 14:43:51
- Took a few blackboard rubber hits, and narrowly avoided a flying chair (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 11, 13:13:09
- I got the slipper at primary school. It was quite traumatic (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 11, 13:03:22
- Maybe it was you! (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 14:42:30
- Haha no, I'm an oik pal. It was Geoffrey Dixon and Mulbarton Middle School. The bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 11, 16:56:30
- Maybe it was you! (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 14:42:30
- You ever receive a good thrashing? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 12:56:01
- Obviously not, I was a massive swot (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 14:41:29
- my geography master was particularly interesting (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 11, 14:51:35
- Primary school for me was a catholic school run by monks… (General Chat) - APB, Mar 11, 13:30:43
- Ampleforth still regularly fails its inspection (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 11, 14:47:50
- Jesus (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 14:23:41
- No, even though I once threw a brick at someone (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 11, 12:57:28
- Obviously not, I was a massive swot (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 14:41:29
- Blackboard rubbers were the projectile of choice at my secondary (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 11, 13:07:32
- Even my primary school had the dreaded slipper (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 11, 12:54:37
- not sure we need the cane ... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 11, 12:56:59
- The cane was still a thing in my first year there (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 11, 12:49:43
- Not been a good week for it (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 11, 12:37:32
- at a football match ... (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 11, 13:41:24
- kids ....... the little scamps !! (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 11, 12:46:49
- didn't USAC go there too? (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 11, 12:49:15
- Back in my day, kids only got stabbed with (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Mar 11, 13:17:51
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