Norwich get relegated from the Premier League every time I have a child

Daughter #1 - born in 2013/14 season, relegated.

Daughter #2 - born in 2015/16 season, relegated.

Daughters #3 and 4 - born in 2019/20 season, relegated that season and, as there were two of them arriving at the same time, we had to get immediately relegated again in 21/22.

Posted By: tim berry on March 10th 2026 at 13:12:45

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A BRAND NEW FUN FEATURE ON WOTB. “HE WOS LOIKE…” (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Mar 10, 08:07:20
- When Rob Newman was sacked at Cambridge, Lee Power became caretaker manager. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Mar 10, 13:49:22
- actually, Rob Newman was a little bit loike Hong Kong Dave (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 10, 11:51:04
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 10, 10:02:34
- I think the challenge is that most of us of that vintage can barely remember what we had (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 10, 09:58:28
  - Power was so exciting (NCFC) - eadie2001, Mar 10, 13:26:23
  - Oooh I’m old. Look at me. Grab you readers, Grandad and jump in the fast lane. (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Mar 10, 11:09:53
  - 100% (NCFC) - norwaay, Mar 10, 10:40:11
    - Moan (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 10, 10:42:14
      - Hold firm (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Mar 10, 10:54:50
  - I remember them well (NCFC) - APB, Mar 10, 10:24:15
    - I nailed it then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 10, 11:54:21
    - Leeds got Cantona well we've got Lee Power (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 10, 10:41:50
  - I can remember that era so much better than the noughties and 2010s (NCFC) - Adster, Mar 10, 10:05:28
    - We had our first child in 2004 and I'm blaming that for a lot of things (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Mar 10, 10:55:49
      - Norwich get relegated from the Premier League every time I have a child (NCFC) - tim berry, Mar 10, 13:12:45
        
        Ha! Our daughter was born during a game, which I quite like. (NCFC) - norwaay, Mar 10, 13:36:34
        
        Girl (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 10, 13:50:18
        
        😄 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Mar 10, 14:19:37
    - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 10, 10:43:16
    - Yeah I know what you mean but even then it's a bit of a blur (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 10, 10:21:10
    - But can you remember all the words to Ant Rap? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 10, 10:13:16
      - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Mar 10, 10:16:57
        
        ...also every word of The Young Ones (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Mar 10, 10:17:30
- Ok then (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 10, 09:55:38
  - 🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 10, 10:25:43

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