the 4 likely uk targets for any possible iranian attack are *drumroll*

the 4 likely uk targets for any possible iranian attack are drumroll

portsmouth, devonport, raf fairford and gchq cheltenham

according to an ex cia spook anyway. the first three kinetic attacks and the last one a cyber attack so hopefully gchq is using the latest version of norton anti-virus.

remember, if you see anything suspicious report it to the neighbourhood watch or your residents association or your village bobby and await further instructions.

Posted By: Tombs on March 3rd 2026 at 14:33:04

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the 4 likely uk targets for any possible iranian attack are *drumroll* (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 14:33:04
- Look what those pesky Iranians have already done to (General Chat) - Chopper, Mar 3, 17:35:38
- can I add Basildon? (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 3, 15:39:34
  - can we not just say ipswich, and be done with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 3, 15:48:58
  - it wouldn't by any chance be the hq of barclays bank would it? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 15:43:20
- What about old Bacton? Not that I'm wishing it to be bombed (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 3, 15:14:03
  - the IRGC decreed it was too far for the little frogmen to reach (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 15:31:13
    - Well (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Mar 3, 20:35:52
    - How jolly lazy of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 3, 15:38:48
- I’m suprised Aldermaston and Burghfield not on the list (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Mar 3, 15:09:08
  - and fylingdales (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 15:34:25
    - Don't worry the lunch posts should flush them out *taps nose* (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 3, 16:17:21
- Thanks. I’ll stay in Beccles (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Mar 3, 14:49:42
  - wimp (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 3, 14:53:26
- Gt Yarmouth was on that list (General Chat) - inutero, Mar 3, 14:42:24
  - You'd still get the wetties moaning 😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Mar 3, 20:36:34
- When you say kinetic (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Mar 3, 14:39:31
  - We need to bring back conscription (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 3, 14:57:41
    - would be a good idea anyway frankly (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 3, 15:13:27
      - i used to be against it (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 15:27:47
  - not me it was a former cia spook gene sticko who looks like a german sausage vendor (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 14:43:53
    - It’s alright. I’m in none of those places. (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Mar 3, 14:59:57
    - Britain needs lerts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakepit Divorceee, Mar 3, 14:57:02

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