it's not overly pricey to get your ashes launched into the earth's orbit
if you fancied rattling around the globe for eternity. costs are approx us$2,495 to $5,000. they only launch a portion though as a full human's worth of ashes is quite heavy. so maybe your knob could be orbiting the earth forever more. that's quite comforting to know your knob would be rattling around the planet forever. hopefully they do an app where relatives could track it. "there goes grandad's knob!" or "ahh, it's just gone over the galapagos islands"
Posted By: Tombs on March 2nd 2026 at 13:48:36
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