the sky reporter in jerusalem this morning was hilarious

he started off reporting from his hotel balcony quite calm in a casual blue shirt, then every time he came back to do a bit to camera he's added another bit of kit and a seemed a bit more parpy; first up badly fitted kevalr helmet. then a set of body armour with the word PRESS in massive letters across his chest. then, next time he came out he'd added on a velcro medpac to the front frantically glancing at his phone all the time for israeli state update notifications.

"don't panic mr mainwaring, don't panic!"

Posted By: Tombs on February 28th 2026 at 19:54:40

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Ayatollah dead confirm Israel (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 19:33:57
- He must have been getting on a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Biggles, Feb 28, 23:04:01
- Makes you wonder why they didn’t do it years ago (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 28, 20:14:28
  - the second trump made the spurious claim at the state of the union address that iran (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 20:19:24
    - You know Iran was using Venezuela dont you (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Feb 28, 20:23:53
      - "where's the screwball going?" (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 20:26:55
        
        Ooook (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Feb 28, 20:28:12
  - To what end? (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Feb 28, 20:19:05
  - Needed America’s permission? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 20:17:00
    - Obama and Biden gave Iran billions (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Feb 28, 20:19:03
- Do you reckon he was fasting (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Feb 28, 20:13:35
- Well that’s the Middle East solved then (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Feb 28, 20:05:14
  - great news, we can stand ben knapper down now (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 20:07:32
    - Quavers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Feb 28, 20:38:08
- oh well. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 28, 19:59:51
- Couldn’t happen to a nicer fella... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 28, 19:53:37
- So? (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Feb 28, 19:52:25
- On sky news now. Knew they’d have got him other wise they wouldn’t have struck (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 28, 19:47:33
  - It was looking like this weekend (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 19:49:29
    - Didn’t even flee his home (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 20:03:42
      - I suspect he was moving round and they waited for him to not be in a bunker (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 28, 20:12:55
        
        They could have killed him last year (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 20:15:50
- There "maybe signs that he is dead" (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 28, 19:37:56
  - if he was still alive ..... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 28, 19:40:54
    - Dunno about that (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 19:43:00
  - Recovered his body apparently (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 19:38:51
    - I was going by the quotes on Sky News (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 28, 19:39:59
      - Looks done now (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 19:41:01
        
        Yeah, Sky now running with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 28, 19:43:10
        
        the sky reporter in jerusalem this morning was hilarious (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 19:54:40
        
        Yeah cos that’s gonna help if a missile lands on his bonce (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Feb 28, 19:57:40
- 👀 (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Feb 28, 19:34:19
  - Looks like they read my post this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 19:34:49
    - VMT. First the Greens, now this. You and Soros pulling the strings. (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Feb 28, 20:26:49

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