Well he’s also been coached to buggery and slept in oxygen chambers and given special diet

And physio and massage and Lycra and shoes

And shot putting is chucking a cannon ball and hurdling is an obstacle race and football is kicking a round thing and don’t get me started on tennis and golf

All sport is pointless. Except maybe martial arts

Posted By: Old Git on February 11th 2026 at 21:59:25

Message Thread

Retire Team GB (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Feb 11, 21:33:44
- got to question the wisdom of investment into niche sports (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 11, 21:40:45
  - Cool Rimmings (n/m) (Other Sports) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 11, 22:18:25
    - Alternative Olympics (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Feb 11, 22:21:17
  - Why haven't we got an Ice Hockey team? (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Feb 11, 22:07:03
  - Should have skeleton racing (Other Sports) - APB, Feb 11, 21:50:04
  - Woah curling is great (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 21:42:45
  - All sports are pointless tbh (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Feb 11, 21:42:19
    - you say that but if usain bolts wins the 100m you pretty much know he's the (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 11, 21:48:20
      - Well he’s also been coached to buggery and slept in oxygen chambers and given special diet (Other Sports) - Old Git, Feb 11, 21:59:25
        
        they all had that to some xtent tbf and he was still the best (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 11, 22:07:37
      - Running very fast is also very useful (Other Sports) - jamesward, Feb 11, 21:54:02
        
        Or if you *are* a knife-wielding maniac (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Feb 11, 22:23:29
    - Think I’d end it all without sport tbf (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Feb 11, 21:48:11
      - You’ve got to wonder how non sport people function tbh (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 21:51:11
        
        Such empty lives (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Feb 11, 21:55:10
        
        And never properly appreciate what disappointment really is (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 21:59:38
        
        Do you know who are worse than people who don't like sport? (Other Sports) - norwaay, Feb 11, 22:09:45
        
        My mum told me I like sone garbage tv. But watches Traitors, the masked singer (Other Sports) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 11, 22:33:08
- Garry's Bollocks? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 11, 21:39:02
- VMT. Bottle job. (n/m) (Other Sports) - JD3, Feb 11, 21:34:06
  - One’s a yank anyway (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 21:39:20

Reply to Message

In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.

If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.