The Secret Diary of BWOD, aged 39 and three quarters

I’ve just realised that Liam means nothing to me. He’s just someone I sometimes see at the weekend, hoping for a couple of hours of hot action … and being bitterly disappointed every time. The writing’s on the wall but I just can’t be bothered to end it.

So here I am. In my bedroom, idly flicking through dating apps. I used to look for long term prospects but right now frankly I’d settle for someone who’d give me a good time.

Russ … ooo … lovely hair, lovely stubble … but oh no, his profile is covered in red flags – “My way or the high way darling so shut up and worship me”. No, I don’t think so.

Gaz … looks like he drives a Volvo, surely I could do better than that …

Ange … I’ve always loved souvlaki and for a moment I fantasise about a big fat Greek boyfriend but talk about a checkered history, he’s had more dates than a camel …

Brendan looks nice, square jaw and flashing eyes. But then I see what some of his exes have said – stubborn, unreliable, treacherous and always whinging about money!

I put my phone down with a sigh. I haven’t really had the feels for anyone since Daniel. I wonder what he’s doing now. Surely he’ll break up with that slapper Lee D-S soon …

Posted By: Old Git on November 3rd 2025 at 10:51:16

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