The cat or the bird?..

...the bird was not mine, it belongs to the mother bird that's screaming her head off in the garden, but the cat is mine...

Posted By: Fierce Panda on June 16th 2006 at 14:37:01

Message Thread

Sodding cats... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:32:29
- Yeah and the fuckers shit all over my lawn as well - cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:42:58
  - Language, Dorothy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:44:42
    - and they're selfish c*nts (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:45:48
    - D&C ain't cc (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:45:40
- Poor birds!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:42:28
- Is it yours? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:34:09
  - The cat or the bird?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:37:01
    - Buy it a small bell (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 14:42:07
      - It has a small bell on it's very gay collar but birds are must be deaf... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:45:07
        
        Wouldn't stand much of a chance if it couldn't fly (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 14:48:06
        
        Well, we'll never know after Lydon's mauling of the blighter (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:50:03
      - Like a modern but feline leper? Does it have to meow "Unclean! Unclean!" as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:44:13
      - and then kick it over the fence - I hate cats - they shit all over my garden, piss on my (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 16, 14:43:54
        
        I think they look like half strawberries (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:46:17
        
        You need to find a new greengrocer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:47:56
        
        you have wrong eyes then (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 16, 14:47:32
        
        You wouldn't know as your boot, by the sounds of things... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:51:50
        
        are you trying to put me off hot dogs and strawberries?!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:47:15
        
        Yes, you're swearing is particularly bad today and discipline is the only answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:48:44
        
        are you going to take me in hand? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:51:11
        
        Of course... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:53:11
        
        I fancy a hot dog now!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:49:36
        
        Crikey. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 14:46:13
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:45:21
        
        see above (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:44:58
      - Does Small's cat have a small bell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 14:42:48
        
        No but Harry the Hamster does (or did, he died the other week) it was tiny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 14:46:07
        
        they're vicious c*nts as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:47:37
        
        Not Harry. he was well cool (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 14:53:49
        
        My sister had one and all it did was go for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 15:03:42
        
        Sexual predators are hamsters, well know for it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 15:07:22
        
        That would have been Harry's evil brother, Archie. A most unpleasant character (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 15:06:01
        
        You lost a good one there Small... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:56:21
        
        Ta I might get another one when I've overcome my grief (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 15:00:12
        
        I prefer ferrets (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 15:03:13
        
        Whilst Ferrets are cool, Don't they smell a bit and bite a lot? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 15:06:55
        
        they do smell but you sort of get used to it - mine never bit no-one (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 15:19:37
        
        We went to look at a house in Burncross foo yares ago ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 15:09:18
        
        We know... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 15:05:02
        
        its the oil and the scent glands (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 15:19:17
        
        Ah, yes, of course... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 15:20:59
        
        And a small bell-end (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:43:32
        
        always one to lower the tone! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:44:11
        
        AHEM! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:45:21
        
        little b*st*rds (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:46:24
    - then dont complaint about it picking on birds (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:40:09
  - panda's bird? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 16, 14:34:34
- lol (General Chat) - pants, Jun 16, 14:33:23
  - Ours (long dead now) brought a fucking crow into the house. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 14:35:30
    - first ever cat we had got a magpie (General Chat) - pants, Jun 16, 14:37:59

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