Ours (long dead now) brought a f**king crow into the house.

Not a massive crow, but a crow all the same.

Cost a f**king packet to get all the crow s**t off of the sofa. "Caaw caaaw caaaaw". Yeah, I bet it hurts son, that's one vicious cat, but there's no need to pooh on the furniture.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on June 16th 2006 at 14:35:30

Message Thread

Sodding cats... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:32:29
- Yeah and the fuckers shit all over my lawn as well - cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:42:58
  - Language, Dorothy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:44:42
    - and they're selfish c*nts (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:45:48
    - D&C ain't cc (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:45:40
- Poor birds!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:42:28
- Is it yours? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:34:09
  - The cat or the bird?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:37:01
    - Buy it a small bell (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 14:42:07
      - It has a small bell on it's very gay collar but birds are must be deaf... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:45:07
        
        Wouldn't stand much of a chance if it couldn't fly (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 14:48:06
        
        Well, we'll never know after Lydon's mauling of the blighter (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:50:03
      - Like a modern but feline leper? Does it have to meow "Unclean! Unclean!" as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:44:13
      - and then kick it over the fence - I hate cats - they shit all over my garden, piss on my (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 16, 14:43:54
        
        I think they look like half strawberries (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:46:17
        
        You need to find a new greengrocer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:47:56
        
        you have wrong eyes then (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 16, 14:47:32
        
        You wouldn't know as your boot, by the sounds of things... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:51:50
        
        are you trying to put me off hot dogs and strawberries?!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:47:15
        
        Yes, you're swearing is particularly bad today and discipline is the only answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:48:44
        
        are you going to take me in hand? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:51:11
        
        Of course... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:53:11
        
        I fancy a hot dog now!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:49:36
        
        Crikey. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 14:46:13
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:45:21
        
        see above (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:44:58
      - Does Small's cat have a small bell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 14:42:48
        
        No but Harry the Hamster does (or did, he died the other week) it was tiny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 14:46:07
        
        they're vicious c*nts as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:47:37
        
        Not Harry. he was well cool (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 14:53:49
        
        My sister had one and all it did was go for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 15:03:42
        
        Sexual predators are hamsters, well know for it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 15:07:22
        
        That would have been Harry's evil brother, Archie. A most unpleasant character (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 15:06:01
        
        You lost a good one there Small... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 14:56:21
        
        Ta I might get another one when I've overcome my grief (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 15:00:12
        
        I prefer ferrets (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 15:03:13
        
        Whilst Ferrets are cool, Don't they smell a bit and bite a lot? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 16, 15:06:55
        
        they do smell but you sort of get used to it - mine never bit no-one (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 15:19:37
        
        We went to look at a house in Burncross foo yares ago ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 15:09:18
        
        We know... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 15:05:02
        
        its the oil and the scent glands (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 15:19:17
        
        Ah, yes, of course... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 16, 15:20:59
        
        And a small bell-end (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:43:32
        
        always one to lower the tone! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:44:11
        
        AHEM! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 14:45:21
        
        little b*st*rds (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:46:24
    - then dont complaint about it picking on birds (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jun 16, 14:40:09
  - panda's bird? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 16, 14:34:34
- lol (General Chat) - pants, Jun 16, 14:33:23
  - Ours (long dead now) brought a fucking crow into the house. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 14:35:30
    - first ever cat we had got a magpie (General Chat) - pants, Jun 16, 14:37:59

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