"So I went down my local ice-cream shop...

...and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'

Posted By: Fierce Panda on June 15th 2006 at 14:43:40

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