I went out yesterday and when I came back, everything in my house had been replaced with

an exact replica

Posted By: malkybarkid on June 15th 2006 at 14:42:13

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      - So I went out for a meal last night... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 15, 14:40:00
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        I went out yesterday and when I came back, everything in my house had been replaced with (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 14:42:13
        
        "So I went down my local ice-cream shop... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 14:43:40
        
        I went into the local baker's yesterday and said "I'd like to buy a wasp please" the baker (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 15, 14:45:45
        
        He said "Do you want crushed nuts?". I said "Do you want a punch in the face?". (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 15, 14:44:54
        
        So then I went to Millets and said... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 14:46:10
        
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        And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 14:50:35
        
        I saw a gay politician yesterday and he had his mandate with him (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 14:48:57
        
        I went into a newsagents and asked for a mars bar, and they said they don't sell them (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 14:47:40
        
        Enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 14:48:54
        
        enough yourself, you Lord of Shit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 15, 14:49:41
        
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        Full of granny urine and floaters (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 14:56:27
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