There's a bloke in the office I'm in, whilst technically probably not a dwarf,

he is fairly short and crucially, has a big head. If I don't get some work to do soon I'm going to throw him around the room to relieve my boredom.

Posted By: tudders on June 6th 2006 at 13:11:54

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When is your Dolmio day? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 6, 12:28:57
- half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 12:31:11
  - this will not take off!! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jun 6, 12:32:15
    - ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 12:45:52
      - oh fair enough! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jun 6, 12:55:40
      - More sinisterly, the Wrath of the Barclay is suspected to be at the centre of an internet (General Chat) - pants, Jun 6, 12:50:48
- You watch too much ITV... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 6, 12:30:22
  - ANY ITV is too much/ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 6, 12:35:14
    - apart from Champions League Weekly...of course! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 6, 13:07:09
  - ITV. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:32:18
    - And don't get me started on ITV2. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:36:16
      - What amazes me is there's FOUR channels of it! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 6, 12:38:13
        
        Easy. It's like this ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:40:17
        
        ITV4 it is then (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jun 6, 12:51:23
        
        post her an envelope full of Lanacane (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 12:47:45
        
        Haha (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 6, 12:47:16
        
        Ond once the X Factor is finished, and all the repeats done to death. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:50:18
        
        Don't forget Celebrity Love Island. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 6, 12:51:58
        
        And celebrity shit in a hat and punch it. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 6, 12:59:19
        
        winner (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 6, 13:01:35
        
        I'd watch that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 13:00:26
        
        Yes, Yes! Celebrity dwarf throwing. I'd pay to watch that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 6, 13:02:40
        
        celebrities throwing dwarves, or celebrity dwarves being thrown? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:06:52
        
        Potential contestants? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 6, 13:07:34
        
        Prince, Dudley Moore, Danny De Vito, Joe Pesci, Bob Hoskins (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:20:19
        
        Grumpy (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 6, 13:19:56
        
        Umpah Loompas? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jun 6, 13:17:42
        
        The wee man from the filum Willow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 13:15:54
        
        My dad used to know one of the Wee men from Willion (General Chat) - conker, Jun 6, 13:19:33
        
        *Willow (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jun 6, 13:20:21
        
        There's a bloke in the office I'm in, whilst technically probably not a dwarf, (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 6, 13:11:54
        
        put a couple of drawing pins on his seat or tipex on his neck (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 13:13:37
        
        'Sophie' is getting the drinks in. Think I'll skip. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 6, 13:16:05
        
        Not skip in a gay way mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 6, 13:16:27
        
        er Paul Daniels (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:08:33
        
        And Tom Cruise for some Hollywood glamour. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:09:48
        
        until one of the dwarfs squirts water at him and he has hissy fit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 6, 13:12:58
        
        Why did you do that , do you think that was funny? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 6, 13:16:35
        
        the same bloke should have walked onto the set of oprah and gone (General Chat) - pants, Jun 6, 13:22:45
        
        will you be tuning in? (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jun 6, 12:56:43
        
        If they are burned in front of their children, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 6, 12:58:10
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 6, 13:01:57
        
        excellent! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jun 6, 13:01:42
        
        Celebrity anal itch! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 6, 12:52:52
        
        Celebrity Yeast Infection (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:56:40
        
        celebrity wankathon! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jun 6, 12:57:27
        
        thrice (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 12:52:34

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